06-28-2010, 02:15 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Somewhere between here and there
Posts: 34
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Howdy.
Lets see...About me.. I'm from Chicago, I have a cat. I like bad B-Horror, exploitation flicks and film noir. I don't listen to the radio cause' it's all brain rotting ear drivel. I'm a huge Johnny Cash, Hank Snow and Ramones fan. I also don't drink pansy poof drinks, it's straight up whiskey for me.
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06-28-2010, 02:20 PM
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#2
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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The Git has some fine horse piss you would like then.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-28-2010, 02:22 PM
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#3
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Somewhere between here and there
Posts: 34
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I like my whiskey straight up and my women laying down.
Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinkin' beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.
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06-28-2010, 03:20 PM
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#4
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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We do real whisky over here - no extra 'e' sneaked in - that's just for the softies and pony lovers.
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-29-2010, 01:44 AM
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#5
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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Adds a whole new meaning to "taking the piss", innit.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-29-2010, 04:28 AM
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#6
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: U.K. London
Posts: 1,987
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Mmmmmm Talisker ;o)
Invisibility and nothingness look an awful lot alike.
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06-29-2010, 04:55 AM
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#7
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-29-2010, 07:58 AM
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#8
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: far-Northern California
Posts: 2,194
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
We do real whisky over here - no extra 'e' sneaked in - that's just for the softies and pony lovers.
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Right, you take the e out of whiskey and compensate for that silliness by adding the letter u to every fucking thing in sight, e.g., humour, colour, flavour, honour, and so on.
Atheism is a strictly non-prophet organization. - Carlin
And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
Victims had rights, trials, etc."
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06-29-2010, 09:09 AM
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#9
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
Captain Relativity wrote
Right, you take the e out of whiskey and compensate for that silliness by adding the letter u to every fucking thing in sight, e.g., humour, colour, flavour, honour, and so on.
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Hangoveur
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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06-29-2010, 11:27 AM
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#10
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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Quote:
Captain Relativity wrote
Right, you take the e out of whiskey and compensate for that silliness by adding the letter u to every fucking thing in sight, e.g., humour, colour, flavour, honour, and so on.
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nope you lot just went ahead and took them all out - without even askin!!!
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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06-29-2010, 11:29 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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Yeah, yeah, it's all about u, innit?
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-29-2010, 11:34 AM
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#12
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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These foreign fuckers can't quite grasp that there's no such thing as "American English".
There's English - then there's the text-speak bulls-hit that they've 'developed' as the real thing is a bit too hard to master.
I've recently offered some expert one-on-one training - "This is the Bally-hoo line to the Elephant's Arsehole!!"
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-29-2010, 11:38 AM
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#13
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"Please mind the gap between the train and the platform!"
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-29-2010, 11:41 AM
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#14
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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---- perfick! - - -
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-29-2010, 11:42 AM
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#15
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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Thank you for taking me under your tutelage, Mr. Git. I couldn't have done it without you.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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