Old 06-28-2010, 02:15 PM   #1
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Howdy.

Lets see...About me.. I'm from Chicago, I have a cat. I like bad B-Horror, exploitation flicks and film noir. I don't listen to the radio cause' it's all brain rotting ear drivel. I'm a huge Johnny Cash, Hank Snow and Ramones fan. I also don't drink pansy poof drinks, it's straight up whiskey for me.
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Old 06-28-2010, 02:20 PM   #2
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The Git has some fine horse piss you would like then.

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Old 06-28-2010, 02:22 PM   #3
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I like my whiskey straight up and my women laying down.

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinkin' beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.
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Old 06-28-2010, 03:20 PM   #4
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We do real whisky over here - no extra 'e' sneaked in - that's just for the softies and pony lovers.

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Old 06-29-2010, 01:44 AM   #5
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Adds a whole new meaning to "taking the piss", innit.

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Old 06-29-2010, 04:28 AM   #6
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We do real whisky over here - no extra 'e' sneaked in - that's just for the softies and pony lovers.
Right, you take the e out of whiskey and compensate for that silliness by adding the letter u to every fucking thing in sight, e.g., humour, colour, flavour, honour, and so on.

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Right, you take the e out of whiskey and compensate for that silliness by adding the letter u to every fucking thing in sight, e.g., humour, colour, flavour, honour, and so on.
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:27 AM   #10
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Right, you take the e out of whiskey and compensate for that silliness by adding the letter u to every fucking thing in sight, e.g., humour, colour, flavour, honour, and so on.
nope you lot just went ahead and took them all out - without even askin!!!

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Old 06-29-2010, 11:29 AM   #11
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Yeah, yeah, it's all about u, innit?

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Old 06-29-2010, 11:34 AM   #12
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These foreign fuckers can't quite grasp that there's no such thing as "American English".
There's English - then there's the text-speak bulls-hit that they've 'developed' as the real thing is a bit too hard to master.

I've recently offered some expert one-on-one training - "This is the Bally-hoo line to the Elephant's Arsehole!!"

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Old 06-29-2010, 11:38 AM   #13
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"Please mind the gap between the train and the platform!"

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Old 06-29-2010, 11:41 AM   #14
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---- perfick! - - -

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Thank you for taking me under your tutelage, Mr. Git. I couldn't have done it without you.

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