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Old 12-03-2014, 05:22 PM   #1
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Raving Atheists Christmas Thread 2014

Well, boys and girls, it's that magical time of year again, that very Christy Mass season, when we can jingle our jingle bells, strike up those carols of Joy, buy a lot of shit we really can't afford, and smile like we just got molested by one of Santa's reindeer. It is my favorite time of year, and my favorite holiday - four out of five dentists recommend it.


Christmas is about connecting with the past, about finding love in your heart and large balances on your credit cards, and preservation of colorful and glorious mythologies and traditions! We were kind of Grinchy last Christmas on the Raving Atheists Forum. Perhaps we can rekindle the glory of Xmas past.

Angels we have heard while high,
Sweetly singing in our ears!
Leprechauns in reply,
Strain the echo from their rears!


Gloria, in excelsis Leprechauns!
Gloria, in excelsis Leprechauns!


Let's shake the moldy peanuts and jelly beans out of our stockings, and see if we might just find a little bit of Christmas spirit to kindle that twinkling, tingling feeling in our tummies and bummies. Come on, you raving elves, even Hitler has his Tannenbaum decorated in Hell by now, and a nice stylish stocking cap for Osama bin Laden all wrapped up with glorious gold paper with a red bow! Let's get our tidings of great joy rolling!



I should remind you that this Christmas thread is divinely inspired by the leprechauns. This is the only begotten leprechaun thread, a joyous thread, a thread devoted to the love/hate of Xmas, interesting details about the true origins of Xmas, favorite Xmas songs, uplifting Xmas stories, photos of your Xmas tree, stupid shit your relatives do for Xmas, stories of your Xmases past, dirty pictures of Santa, pictures making fun of Mithra's little brother Jesus, etc.

Your letters to Santa might possibly be answered if you post them here.

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Old 12-03-2014, 05:27 PM   #2
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My grandson is afraid of xmas trees

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Old 12-03-2014, 05:46 PM   #5
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The Ghosts of Christmas Past



Raving Atheists Christmas Thread 2012

Raving Atheists Christmas Thread 2011

Raving Atheists Christmas Thread 2010

Raving Atheists Christmas Thread 2009

Merry Xmas Picture Thread 2008

Ghoulslime's Letters from Santa Thread 2005-2008

Should I teach my kids to believe in Santa Thread



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Old 12-03-2014, 06:12 PM   #7
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The Antichristmas

So...one of my rabbits, Mopsy, is extraordinarily gifted at destroying Christmas trees. Last year, the little fucker took my Christmas tree off line no fewer than 5 times. He wiped out 13 sets of lights in all - and he accomplished this without getting electrocuted. The little asshole is like The Antichristmas.

And I looked, and beheld a dark Christmas tree: and his name that sat beneath it was Mopsy, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto him over Christmas trees, to bite light strings in half, and gnaw the wrapping paper off of presents.



Mopsy has to spend this Christmas in prison, where can do no harm to Christmas. Let this be a lesson to all who would defy Father Christmas!

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Just finished putting up all my christmas decorations.






Now the place feels so festive.

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Sheesh, you must be right posh - the Smelly household doesn't have a tele!

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Now the place feels so festive.

Sweet sugar plums of the Christ child! Is that a red sofa! That is festive, mate!


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Now the place feels so festive.
Michael, I hope you're heeding our cigar chopping treasurer and spending it up this Christmas. Judging from that picture it doesn't seem like youve maxed out your credit cards yet. Are you sure you're part of team Australia???

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Sweet sugar plums of the Christ child! Is that a red sofa! That is festive, mate!
I am a christmas whore.

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Sheesh, you must be right posh - the Smelly household doesn't have a tele!
You can't tell from the photo, but it's 60 inches of gloriousness.

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Michael, I hope you're heeding our cigar chopping treasurer and spending it up this Christmas. Judging from that picture it doesn't seem like youve maxed out your credit cards yet. Are you sure you're part of team Australia???
This ought to keep Smokin' Joe happy.



Maybe. I could make a christmas tree out of them?

Turn the covers into tisel?

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