The Horrible Analogy Thread

[Professor Chaos]

If he wanted to say that, he would've just copy/pasted from the Republican Party platform.

[Smellyoldgit]

He's already made Merkins 2010 & Horrible Analogy.
D'ya reckon he can hit Shitlord, Cuntwatch and Name that Arsehole for a clean sweep?
Is there any realistic chance of this fucker getting more than 3 votes?

[Professor Chaos]

This fucker will hit double digits in PERCENTAGE of votes. And that might be understating it. The guy has a perfectly feasible chance to win.

[Kate]

Smellyoldgit wrote

He's already made Merkins 2010 & Horrible Analogy.
D'ya reckon he can hit Shitlord, Cuntwatch and Name that Arsehole for a clean sweep?
Is there any realistic chance of this fucker getting more than 3 votes?

Professor Chaos wrote

This fucker will hit double digits in PERCENTAGE of votes. And that might be understating it. The guy has a perfectly feasible chance to win.

Winning won't matter if he dies in a cock fire.

[Coatsy]

Congressman wannabe Ernie Huber wrote

[D]iscussing God with atheists is like discussing the color green with those blind from birth.

Or maybe it's like discussing the colour green with those who understand that it's simply a phenomenological perception caused by the interaction of a brain with a sensory organ sensitive to different wavelengths of light and able to to convert said wavelengths into an electro-chemical signal, rather than a tangible quality instantiated in the physical world?

Just a thought, douchebag.

[Philboid Studge]

justadouche wrote

You people just don't get it, do ya? When the blind lead the blind, they both fall into a ditch. It is like not being able to see the forest for the trees. The water is the Word of God. The desert is the lost sheep of the world who have separated themselves from the truth of God's salvation. Does water weigh more in the desert?

I think Just A Twat is having a bit of a Poe on us, and so we can all enjoy a larf about his hijinks with no hard feelings.

However I think his metaphor has had too much to drink. It took a left turn off the deep end and then vomited all over its own petard like a cooked goose that flew too close to the sun. Now it has the dry heaves.