Old 04-06-2018, 07:43 AM   #9196
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6) a beautiful wife -Mary/JJ
a successful business. -Mary/JJ

Dogpet, there's plenty for everyone.

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Old 04-06-2018, 08:17 AM   #9197
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5) 'I don't take it up the shitter' (or somethin' like that) - MaryJJ

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Old 04-06-2018, 10:19 AM   #9198
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4) They've both stopped wanking dugs.
I know neither of them has claimed this, but I'm positive they would both deny it if challenged.

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Old 04-06-2018, 10:59 PM   #9199
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3) I'm a psychology student you morons, doing research.

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Old 04-08-2018, 05:07 PM   #9200
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2) I don’t have vivid and deep, yearning fantasies about sucking the semen out of a dead guy’s dick. —Andy
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Old 04-09-2018, 07:32 AM   #9201
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1) All Atheists are gay, druggies and alcoholics - the papist twat mary and her fuckin' fat ass and ugly face with a top lip that is in bad need of a shave.

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Old 04-09-2018, 07:36 AM   #9202
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The papist twat mary has already been a cat licker girl, jerryjohn etc.

What will mary's next reincarnation be?

10) The Russian Atheist preacher and sex therapist Ivan Ardon

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Old 04-09-2018, 07:41 AM   #9203
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9) The starring stud of a Jizzlamic porno series ....


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Old 04-09-2018, 08:13 AM   #9204
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8) The G.O.P's poster boy for the next election.


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Old 04-09-2018, 09:39 AM   #9205
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8) The G.O.P's poster boy for the next election.

Is he planning to shoot himself in the nuts, do you think?

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Old 04-09-2018, 10:12 AM   #9206
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7) Comes back as a bad-ass nun:

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Old 04-09-2018, 12:26 PM   #9207
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6) Comes back as a tapeworm.

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Old 04-09-2018, 12:58 PM   #9208
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5) comes back as a colostomy bag.

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Old 04-09-2018, 03:41 PM   #9209
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4) comes back as a talking donkey

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Old 04-09-2018, 05:07 PM   #9210
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3) is reincarnated as a retard. A.k.a “Reintardated.”
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