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10-04-2008, 05:06 PM
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Crazy Christian Websites
This could become another contest, maybe even with an award for the craziest website each week.
My donation: Complete with charismatic smiling faces, True Believer(tm) hair, lots of ways to "donate" on the index page, and an unintentionally hilarious review of Bill Maher's new movie, Religulous, I present: Christian Worldview Network Did I mention the crappy web page design? They got that, too. "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-04-2008, 05:15 PM
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"Maher also lies when he says that the virgin birth, life, ministry, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ are just legends that Christians borrowed from earlier pagan religions. This belief, which is often fomented by many atheists and agnostics like Maher and the late Joseph Campbell, has been refuted by many scholars, including J. Gresham Machen, Ron Nash and Walter Burkert. Two new examples Maher cites, the Egyptian god Horus and the Hindu god Krishna, can be refuted easily by reading the basic Hindu and Egyptian stories about them."
Ahahahahaha! Poor stupid Christer! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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10-18-2008, 12:26 AM
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Please, my British friends, tell me this is satire:
Garvan Ellison I was going to post an example of his work, but there are so many to choose from. Should you read, "Mighty Row With A Hindoo Woman" first, or maybe, "Is Obama The Antichrist?" Me, personally, I started with, "Embalming Is Awesome" "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-18-2008, 03:13 AM
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 "Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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10-18-2008, 03:16 AM
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 Thought you'd like it."Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-18-2008, 04:04 PM
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This is the problem...but nobody calls them INSANE. I seem to be the only one calling them by their true name, Chris-psychotics. Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus. |
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10-20-2008, 07:58 AM
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The Way of the Master hasn't been mentioned yet? Go see a washed up actor and his new buddy tell you how to bug people so much that they'll convert just to get you to leave them alone! Don't forget your peanut butter and banana sandwich! http://www.wayofthemaster.com/ I'd mention Landover Baptist, but that's obviously satire and I think everyone here has probably seen it. |
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10-20-2008, 09:31 AM
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We're very familiar with Ray and his banana, and many here have suggested other uses for the banana, many of which I'm sure you can imagine.
For that matter, why didn't Ray use a pineapple as an example? He must not like pineapples. Then, there's the need to consider that what we know as a banana bears little resemblance to the original fruit, unmodified by artificial selection by humans. The same story could be told of corn, which has its origins as a grass. "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-20-2008, 11:32 AM
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I remember seeing the banana video and thinking "Does this mean Satan invented the grapefruit?"
What I've noticed about this site is that it seems geared to making money more than soul saving. $99 for a DVD with 13 episodes? I don't think so!  Guess residuals from Growing Pains don't pay much. You know Leo is laughing his ass off at this guy.Check out the tracts: http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant...e=gospeltracts What the hell do optical illusions and riddles have to do with God? If anything, an optical illusion can illustrate that there is no God. Vis a vis, you think there's a God, but there isn't. |
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10-20-2008, 08:15 PM
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corn is still a grass...
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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10-20-2008, 09:12 PM
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"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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10-21-2008, 06:03 AM
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::gasp!!::
sterny! i'm so in shock! i have to correct you in this.... it's aurochs.... One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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10-21-2008, 08:09 AM
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-21-2008, 08:13 AM
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Oh, looky! The Anti-Christ Slideshow!
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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10-21-2008, 10:36 AM
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At least I was right that a cow and an Oryx bear only distant passing resemblance.   "Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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