Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-11-2014, 11:51 AM   #1
Sinfidel
Obsessed Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
Mommy. what are those men doing?

Priest's presentation to parents on children's communion contained gay porn images! Gee, I wonder how those got in there? HAW, HAW! Priest destroys USB memory stick containing presentation, and laptop computer is conveniently "stolen" before it can be examined.

http://queeringthechurch.com/2012/04...-says-goodbye/


Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
Sinfidel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-2014, 12:21 PM   #2
Davin
Obsessed Member
 
Davin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
Posts: 2,856
Must have been that secular gay computer virus that makes churches look bad.

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
Davin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2014, 08:59 AM   #3
Semper Idem
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Posts: 52
Quote:
Sinfidel wrote View Post
Priest's presentation to parents on children's communion contained gay porn images! Gee, I wonder how those got in there? HAW, HAW! Priest destroys USB memory stick containing presentation, and laptop computer is conveniently "stolen" before it can be examined.

http://queeringthechurch.com/2012/04...-says-goodbye/

In fairness, it's entirely possible that one of the little heathens downloaded those and put them on there to make Faddah Murphy look bad.

That said, the memory stick's destruction and the loss of the laptop makes this one smell funny. I mean, if it was all a prank by one of the kids, then why not preserve these things for examination? Only those with something to hide destroy evidence, right?

Saying that atheists hate God is like saying that teetotalers are alcoholics.
Semper Idem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2014, 04:30 AM   #4
Smellyoldgit
Stinkin' Mod
 
Smellyoldgit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
His magic usb stick-up was in 2012, and in true catlick style he resurfaced a year later in another parish. I wonder where he'll be swinging his dick next?

Stop the Holy See men!

Last edited by Smellyoldgit; 04-25-2014 at 06:47 PM. Reason: can't spell for shit!
Smellyoldgit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2014, 07:31 AM   #5
Davin
Obsessed Member
 
Davin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
Posts: 2,856
Just shuffle them around to different places, that will show them!

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
Davin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2014, 10:36 PM   #6
Sinfidel
Obsessed Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
I would have given my wisdom teeth to have been in the audience when the priest started his presentation and the first gay porn slide appeared on the screen. Oh, to have seen the look on his face!
GUFFAW!

Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
Sinfidel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2014, 06:24 PM   #7
Mage
New Member!
 
Join Date: Sep 2014
Posts: 18
The devil infected his computer. Only rational explanation.
Mage is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:44 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2000 - , Raving Atheists [dot] com frequency-supranational frequency-supranational