Old 03-14-2012, 01:03 PM   #586
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Teh mooslims finally come up with a cure.
"Getting them closer to Islam is an appropriate approach to detach them from same-sex dependence."

Right. That certainly seems to have worked for centuries in Afghanistan.

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Sociologists and anthropologists say the problem results from perverse interpretation of Islamic law. Women are simply unapproachable. Afghan men cannot talk to an unrelated woman until after proposing marriage. Before then, they can't even look at a woman, except perhaps her feet. Otherwise she is covered, head to ankle.
"How can you fall in love if you can't see her face," 29-year-old Mohammed Daud told reporters. "We can see the boys, so we can tell which are beautiful."
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:45 PM   #587
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Lol. That surely must be the best argument against the covering of muslim ladies you could put to the muslims.

Burkas make you gay. Fuckin love it.

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Old 03-14-2012, 02:11 PM   #588
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Burkas make you gay. Fuckin love it.
I guess, then, that the 72 virgins waiting for an Afghani man in paradise are going to remain that way.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:41 PM   #589
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I guess, then, that the 72 virgins waiting for an Afghani man in paradise are going to remain that way.
Who knows. I always see mention of 72 virgins but no one ever says what gender, or even if they're human for that matter.

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Old 03-14-2012, 03:52 PM   #590
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Who knows. I always see mention of 72 virgins but no one ever says what gender, or even if they're human for that matter.
Imagine the muslim martyr's surprise when he arrives in paradise and is issued his 72 virgin....mice.

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Old 03-14-2012, 03:59 PM   #591
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Imagine the muslim martyr's surprise when he arrives in paradise and is issued his 72 virgin....mice.
I believe after the burka has turned them gay they may find a use for the mice.

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Good thing the whole story is fictional.

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Lol. That surely must be the best argument against the covering of muslim ladies you could put to the muslims.

Burkas make you gay. Fuckin love it.
And I thought it was in the jeans! ..............................sorry

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Old 03-15-2012, 12:30 PM   #595
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I guess, then, that the 72 virgins waiting for an Afghani man in paradise are going to remain that way.
He might prefer it that way.


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Aargh! 'kin SuBo. Only Jebus gets to unheal that minge.

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He might prefer it that way.

Fuck me, Piers Morgan is looking rough these days.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7ddl1tGg4

Could someone please explain how to embed a damn video?

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Old 04-04-2012, 08:36 PM   #599
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7ddl1tGg4

Could someone please explain how to embed a damn video?
Take the 2S7ddl1tGg4 part of the web address and put it in the Youtube tag like so:

<YOUTUBE="Title goes here">2S7ddl1tGg4</YOUTUBE>

The result:

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Take the 2S7ddl1tGg4 part of the web address and put it in the Youtube tag like so:

<YOUTUBE="Title goes here">2S7ddl1tGg4</YOUTUBE>

The result:

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Awesome. Thank you.

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