Old 04-05-2012, 04:54 AM   #91
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Old 04-05-2012, 11:18 AM   #92
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Yeah, I guess it also depends on your definition of a catastrophe. I tend to think of a catastrophe as something totally unforseen, like having some asshole steal your Vindaloo-camouflage shirt, your Rolaids, air freshener and handy box of Depends just before the Vindaloo explosion hits.

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Old 11-09-2012, 06:39 AM   #93
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Government confirms collective worship guidance can be ignored

So, our mouldy little country with an established church finally confirms that its own guidance on collective worship is a complete load of crap.

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The Department for Education has confirmed that its own controversial guidance on collective worship can be ignored by schools. The guidance, published in 1994, stipulates that worship in schools "should be concerned with reverence or veneration paid to a divine being or power."
Although the 'requirement' is still there for daily worship of a christian character (whatever that means) school heads are now able to interpret & ignore the law as they see fit. Beats me why the whiney gubbmint twats don't just rewrite the rule books and have done with the horseshit for good.

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Old 11-10-2012, 02:51 PM   #94
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:07 AM   #95
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Suck it up murikkans, The Mujahideen has spoken and you WILL mutter to the mighty jeebus before your meetings.

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Today, the Supreme Court ruled that local city councils can start their meetings with prayers, even if those prayers are predominantly those of one particular faith.
The constitution says no law shall be made that respects establishment of religion, and now the Big Boys appear to have said 'fuck that - carry on muttering to the christian lard all you want - we ain't gonna stop ya'.
Methinks this slope is indeed slippery - so how do you get rid of fuckheaded judges?

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Old 05-06-2014, 07:14 AM   #96
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The Supremely Stupid Court Judges are tough to get rid of, and five of them need to go. They've been destroying this country a bit at a time since they got the 5th seat.

If you want a good laugh, read the full text of the decisions.

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Old 06-24-2014, 07:36 PM   #97
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The Supremely Stupid Court Judges are tough to get rid of, and five of them need to go. They've been destroying this country a bit at a time since they got the 5th seat.

If you want a good laugh, read the full text of the decisions.
It will just make me cry 😢. We desperately need term limits not only for Congress, but for judges as well. These appts should not be longer than a decade. But that will never happen.

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Old 06-25-2014, 07:21 AM   #98
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Things won't change for the better until they are affecting most people so much that they can no longer ignore it. It's the sad reality that most people can't see farther than a month and their own yard.

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Old 06-30-2014, 09:38 AM   #99
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I wonder if Hobby Lobby sell DIY pregnancy testing kits that I can boycott?

.... and how the hell can a gang of 9, include 6 fucking catlickers, and be expected to vote on reproduction prevention without being influenced by their well entrenched biases?

The system smells of the vilest horseshit.

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Old 09-01-2014, 08:44 AM   #100
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Oh, I don't know. In one way it makes sense......

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Old 09-02-2014, 08:05 AM   #101
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Seguro! gracias, Jesus!

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Old 06-22-2015, 09:19 AM   #102
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Pleased to read that a hoard of Jocks have suggested their school packs in the praying.

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In just three days over 300 hundred students at a Scottish High School signed a petition against compulsory Christian assemblies.

The petition says that the assemblies at North Berwick High School are "discriminatory and outdated" and that there should "be no religious influence" in schools, or at least that other faiths besides Christianity should be represented.
The mouth-breathing fool defending the collective mutterings is the Reverend Twaddle.

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Old 06-22-2015, 10:31 AM   #103
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That's hilarious, and completely apropos! I'd be for changing my name if it were the same.
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