Old 07-20-2012, 01:02 AM   #16
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I almost wept for the poor fuckers when I read this sad little piece.

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Amongst other things, the article wrote
Radical plans to reform and modernise the Church in Wales are needed to secure its future ....
very low morale ....
dire seriousness ....
decline in clergy ....
falling congregations ....
a surplus number of churches ....
small parishes are no longer sustainable ....
.... but I soon got better.

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Old 07-20-2012, 07:38 AM   #17
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That fills my heart with warm, happy fuzzies.

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Old 07-20-2012, 10:33 AM   #18
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Yup, these grass root yarns show what normal folk are thinking about their historical horseshit - the stories & stats paint the same picture of decline. Unfortunately, the tosspots running the country didn't get the memo. We're still trying to throw frocked fuckers out of our highest house of government, we hand millions to lying con-men to run 'faith' schools and our demented head of state is still the 'defender of the faith'. We'll have to battle for a good few generations to finally see the back of God's Bollocks.

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Old 07-20-2012, 02:06 PM   #19
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Unfortunately, the tosspots running the country didn't get the memo.
Some atheist oriented questions in the next census could influence the slimy toe rags, like............. . Who asks?

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Old 07-21-2012, 12:56 AM   #20
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Hmm whos the current cat herding champion?
A well worded e-petition might get enough sigs to bring on a Commons airing, but Id judge a joint attack via the NSS or the BHA is more likely to make the ruling toffs listen to us scummers. Weve got plenty of time to come up with some decently crafted anal probing questions. Post em on here and Ill gladly liaise with Terry Sanderson at the NSS if I live that long.

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Old 07-21-2012, 08:29 AM   #21
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Hmm whos the current cat herding champion?
A well worded e-petition might get enough sigs to bring on a Commons airing, but Id judge a joint attack via the NSS or the BHA is more likely to make the ruling toffs listen to us scummers. Weve got plenty of time to come up with some decently crafted anal probing questions. Post em on here and Ill gladly liaise with Terry Sanderson at the NSS if I live that long.
A lot of people tick the religion they were born with. How about a multiple choice census q as to what us prols actually believe or don't. The tosspots take validation after all from idiots who don't even think about what they put their name to. If they were made to say yes or poo poo to an actual sky beast we might get a more sensible return.

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Old 10-01-2012, 03:40 AM   #22
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Looks like the shitstains at the CofE are nowhere near making their stupid minds up, but it does look as if the ass-wipe Sentamu is unlikely to become chief fuckwit.
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John Sentamu, the charismatic Archbishop of York, appears to have been snubbed in the hunt for a successor to Rowan William, amid claims that church leaders are in "deadlock" and could take months to nominate a new Archbishop of Canterbury.
I haz an idea leave the position vacant, fire all cuntenders for the job and Ill wager nobody will notice any difference.

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Old 10-01-2012, 02:04 PM   #23
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Why not appoint Richard Dawkins?

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Old 10-12-2012, 08:42 AM   #24
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If nothing else works try a fear campaign.

http://http://www.huffingtonpost.co....n_1948250.html

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Old 10-13-2012, 04:18 AM   #25
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Strewth, what a prick.
They'll be goose-steppin' to the altar down in Brighton next spring.

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Old 11-08-2012, 07:47 AM   #26
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It looks like our dribbling church elders are homing in on their new head retard, and like 99% of the world's population, I've never heard of Justin Welby, "a man of prayer, deeply spiritual." Sounds like a regulation twat of the highest order.

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"conservative on the issue of gay marriage" and was "absolutely in favour of women bishops, but strong on protecting the position of traditionalists in the Church".
So we can look forward to a fresh round of gay-bashing from his cronies in the House of Lords and I don't think there's much chance of the ridiculous organisation disestablishing itself - but we can always pray hope for a miracle.

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Old 11-08-2012, 08:00 AM   #27
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Wow, he was an oil executive, that makes me even more biased towards him... plus, he's creepy:

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Old 11-08-2012, 10:43 AM   #28
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Oil Executive?

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Wow, he was an oil executive, that makes me even more biased towards him... plus, he's creepy:
Oil executive?.....Anointing oil, perhaps?
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:27 PM   #29
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oh dear- silly hat time again?

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Nice miter, Your Whateverness. Who designed that; Pink Floyd, maybe?

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