Old 04-12-2007, 06:27 PM   #751
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Holy crap, Cal, is that what happens when you transpose into an ascended being? Can you tell the future or is that just beams of sanctified light streaming out of your ears?
Yup....and I slightly levitate, when in deep prayer to penis-Christ. AHHHH it is so greaaaat to be mentally healthy aka atheist.....:lol::lol:
Oh Lord NO...please no..I'm afraid...don't turn me into poliphemus...Oremus..

I'll pray to you every night using an LCT emulating your resurrection.....

Ohhh please Lord Penis-Christ with this your sacred two finger gesture I implore you do not curse me as you did Poliphemus!

ARGH>>.I feel the force of the god, my eyes are becoming one..OHHHH NOOOO...


Aren't these Apples Great?..:lol::lol:..

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Old 04-12-2007, 06:48 PM   #752
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Aren't these Apples Great?..:lol::lol:..
You can do that with any sort of computer- not just Apples.

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Old 04-12-2007, 07:06 PM   #753
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I would consider you more of a bastard than a cunt.
Good point. I am placated.
Naaawwwww.... The Choobus is more of a Blue-Steel, Brass-Plated, Son-of-a-Bitch. "Cunt" and 'Bastard" are appellations reserved for the lesser mortals. Mind you, this attitude generally applies only to scheiss-punchers and people (even atheists) that can't carry a logical thought to its reasonable conclusion, even in a paper bag. :mad: DON'T fuck with The Choobus. It has a nasty bite. ;) hahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 04-12-2007, 10:38 PM   #754
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Aren't these Apples Great?..:lol::lol:..
You can do that with any sort of computer- not just Apples.
Yup ,but it'll take forever to figure out all of the steps to do it on PCs before getting any results.....unless on is a genius and has a PH.D on computer PC ambivalence...:lol: :)

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Old 04-12-2007, 11:02 PM   #755
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My mom got a camera a little while ago and I've been messing around with it. Someone told me that my eyes look possessed. Personally, I think it just looks like I have some sort of magical power.....like...the power to instantly detect douchebaggery or.....the power to kill evangelicals from a mile away :|



And now...much to your relief, I'm sure, no more pictures....except for the obligatory one of my cat, Dusky, just because she looks as possessed as I do.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:08 PM   #756
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Are you making eye-babies at me? Cause that's kinda hot...

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Old 04-12-2007, 11:14 PM   #757
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Are you making eye-babies at me? Cause that's kinda hot...
I don't know about her but the cat was definately making eye-babies with you.

Now you are going to need an eye-bortion!
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:17 PM   #758
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I'm really not sure what eye babies are....:)
Wow, my cat looks incredibly handicapped, doesn't she?
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:17 PM   #759
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:offtopic: (can you be off topc in General Chat?) Anyhow...Hey AJF, I was reading the new issue of Discover and one of the articles mentions Henry Fuchs at UNC Chapel Hill (working on Virtual Reality systems, namely haptics). Any relation?
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:18 PM   #760
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Are you making eye-babies at me? Cause that's kinda hot...
I don't know about her but the cat was definately making eye-babies with you.

Now you are going to need an eye-bortion!
Luckily, my cat's pro choice.:)
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:19 PM   #761
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I don't know about her but the cat was definately making eye-babies with you.

Now you are going to need an eye-bortion!
No way! I'm going to raise an entire army of human/cat hybrids and take over the world. According to James Cameron, human/cat hybrids look like this.

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:offtopic: (can you be off topc in General Chat?) Anyhow...Hey AJF, I was reading the new issue of Discover and one of the articles mentions Henry Fuchs at UNC Chapel Hill (working on Virtual Reality systems, namely haptics). Any relation?
If there is, I don't know about it. But you're the second person in a week to ask, strangely enough. I also had a guy ask last week if I was related to his CO, Master Sergeant Alvin Fuchs. I didn't know there were so many of us around here, but then Fuchs really is the German equivalent of Smith.

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Old 04-12-2007, 11:20 PM   #762
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I'm really not sure what eye babies are....:)
Wow, my cat looks incredibly handicapped, doesn't she?
Here you go. Be prepared for confusion and massive stupidity.

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Old 04-12-2007, 11:20 PM   #763
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I don't know about her but the cat was definately making eye-babies with you.

Now you are going to need an eye-bortion!
No way! I'm going to raise an entire army of human/cat hybrids and take over the world. According to James Cameron, human/cat hybrids look like this.
Wow, that'd be one hot, if only moderately talented, army.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:28 PM   #764
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I'm really not sure what eye babies are....:)
Wow, my cat looks incredibly handicapped, doesn't she?
Here you go. Be prepared for confusion and massive stupidity.

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Haha, optical intercourse? Well, I can understand....when I look into someone's eyes, be it young men, grizzled hobos, overweight native women, or Helen Thomas, I often feel as if I'm having hot, steamy intercourse. We must be protected from becoming eye skanks.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:32 PM   #765
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Does that mean chastity glasses?
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