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Old 04-20-2006, 11:18 AM   #1
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Better get to the store and stock up on tinfoil and duct tape. The world's gonna end next month:

Comet Collision on May 26th?

The home page for these "scientists" can be found here: Exopolitics Institute
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:19 AM   #2
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Aw, not again.
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:20 AM   #3
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Oh, thank the heaven's!! I don't have drag the summer wardrobe down from the attic, nor take all these sweaters to the cleaners! Yay!!
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:30 AM   #4
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At least we won't have to pay high summer gas prices.
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:54 AM   #5
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You only have to read a paragraph in to realize how ridiculous this is:

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According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit. He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies. He links this crop circle to May 25, 2006, and identifies the comet Schwassmann-Wachman as the subject of higher intelligence communications.
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:06 PM   #6
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They actualy let this nut job fly fighter jets... now THATS scarry.
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:27 PM   #7
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May 26th is just no good. The comet will have to reschedule. I'm busy that day.
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:48 PM   #8
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Not to mention my birthday is 3 days before that. Can't the comet come back after I have had a chance to get drunk and gorge on cake.
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:27 PM   #9
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Not to mention my birthday is 3 days before that. Can't the comet come back after I have had a chance to get drunk and gorge on cake.
Do both simultaneously! Rum cake! Really soggy rum cake. More likely to happen than putting tin foil on....well, anyway, have a happy b-day, even if we can't tip a few in person.
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:41 PM   #10
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Not to mention my birthday is 3 days before that. Can't the comet come back after I have had a chance to get drunk and gorge on cake.
Three days isn't long enough?!?!?! How long does it take you black people to party :P
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:54 PM   #11
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Not to mention my birthday is 3 days before that. Can't the comet come back after I have had a chance to get drunk and gorge on cake.
Three days isn't long enough?!?!?! How long does it take you black people to party :P
I dunno...I've spent more days than that in a row, plastered.
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Old 04-20-2006, 06:00 PM   #12
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Hmm...another Christ-psychotic, like Doe applegate of HEaven's Gate, that is infatuated with comets!...and nobody take those nuts and place them in mental health clinics where they can be help?....unglaublich...:cool:
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 04-20-2006, 06:01 PM   #13
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Not to mention my birthday is 3 days before that. Can't the comet come back after I have had a chance to get drunk and gorge on cake.
Three days isn't long enough?!?!?! How long does it take you black people to party :P
I dunno...I've spent more days than that in a row, plastered.
But how would you know how long you actually spent plastered if you were indeed plastered?
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Old 04-20-2006, 07:42 PM   #14
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Hmm...another Christ-psychotic, like Doe applegate of HEaven's Gate, that is infatuated with comets!...and nobody take those nuts and place them in mental health clinics where they can be help?....unglaublich...:cool:
Well they can mass suicide if they want, just so long as they leave the rest of us the hell alone.
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Old 04-21-2006, 01:31 AM   #15
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Tinfoil hats won't help you, Ten.....
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