Cannibal says God made him do it

[Choobus]

that works too, but it doesn't explain where it is being hidden!

prepare for the wurst.....

Single Serving Jack wrote

I've got a way to go yet then

Still waiting for answers to my last questions which Lily isn't answering for some reason... can't think why...

Same here....

Livingstrong wrote

PS You are a frigging hilarious guy. I love your posts skribb

It's nice to hear my existence has a purpose for someone other than myself or my employer

Speaking of which, I'm sick of having not enough free time to get on here more often.

Eva wrote

choobus: i'm sick and tired of you defending lily.

stop it. now!!!!!111uno!!

Uno dos tres quatro cinqo ses!

I can't spell, right?

Kate wrote

It's cow-tipping time!

[Sternwallow]

skribb wrote

It's cow-tipping time!

Traditionally, cows get $1 per teat plus a buck if they carry your coat.

[anthonyjfuchs]

Professor Chaos wrote

Lily claimed in a PM to me that she was leaving for good because of this post.

Sadly, the same hasn't worked on Mr. Frank-N-Furter.

[Professor Chaos]

Or Lily.

[Professor Chaos]

Speak of the devil. Click on "Who's Online" and you can see that Kaptain Kunt is Kreating a new thread as we speak.

I'm warning you, AJF and Sterny!

[Sternwallow]

Professor Chaos wrote

Speak of the devil. Click on "Who's Online" and you can see that Kaptain Kunt is Kreating a new thread as we speak.

I'm warning you, AJF and Sterny!

OK, I'll try to hold it in for the rest of the trip. There may be a puddle accident if the ride gets too bumpy.

Professor Chaos wrote

That's not a good account of the problems of Christianity at all, though. This is the same shit the Christers do when they blather on about Stalin. Stalin didn't commit atrocities because he was an atheist, he committed atrocities because he was a fucking madman.

Some dude deep fried his ho and bbbq'ed* her? He didn't do that because he's a Christer, he did it because he's batshit insane. Motive, people. Motive.




*The extra "b" is for BYOBB.**






**That's a typo.



EDIT: Should've read the links first. Still, is there any doubt that the dude's nuttier than a priest's palms?

Christian murderers are underachieving losers. Just one person killed? Can't even be good at being bad? What the hell?

I suspect the reason atheist murderers achieve such high victim rates is that they're simply smarter. Stalin = genius, asshole, but genius, same goes for all the other commie bastards.

You know what I totally don't get?

Once, I cheated on one of my major exams. When the teacher caught me, I told her, totally honestly, that I heard God tell me to do so. He said that I totally deserve to pass the test and that he knew I was totally busy thru the weekend and I couldn't study. So he totally understood.

But she didn't believe me. *gasp*

Also, once, I blew up a dustbin using ALOT of firecrackers. I was taken to the principal, and I told her that God told me to do so, as a sign to show his existence to the non-believers. She didn't believe me. *gasp gasp*

Totally unfair yo.

[PhilOchsLives]

Violent Eve wrote

Totally unfair yo.

Totally.