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Old 07-16-2012, 08:28 PM   #5641
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Old 07-16-2012, 08:28 PM   #5642
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Old 07-16-2012, 08:30 PM   #5643
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Old 07-16-2012, 08:31 PM   #5644
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Old 07-16-2012, 08:31 PM   #5645
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Old 07-16-2012, 08:33 PM   #5646
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Visionary Mormons


We thank thee, O Gawd, for a profit!
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:50 PM   #5647
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I love this thread sooooo much.
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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Old 07-19-2012, 01:37 AM   #5648
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A Wisdom Archive on Leprechaunism
An encyclopedic study of The Little Green Fellas.

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The first boxes of Lucky Charms cereal contained marshmallows in the shapes of pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers. The lineup has changed occasionally over the years, beginning with the introduction of blue diamonds in 1975. Purple horseshoes joined the roster in 1984, followed by red balloons in 1989, balloons with stars in them in 1991, rainbows in 1992, pots of gold in 1994
I think I'll has me some blue diamonds!
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:40 AM   #5649
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I love this thread sooooo much.
Yeah, yeah, Isabella! I said it’s so hard out here in this Jesus war, child!
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:46 AM   #5650
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An encyclopedic study of The Little Green Fellas.


I think I'll has me some blue diamonds!
All of the marshmallows in Lucky Charms are damn near next to gold at the end of a rainbow. Unfortunately, all of the crunchy oat shit thrown in there with them takes the charm right out of it.

Did you know that if you have enough faith when eating Lucky Charms, it transubstantiates into the under pants of the late great Patty O'Shamrock? It's true! I read it in the Bible.
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:47 AM   #5651
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The Bible doesn’t say whether or not Jesus ever made a cameo appearance in any Alfred Hitchcock movies, but he probably did. However, I can’t say whether or not Jesus ever hitched Alfred’s cock.
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Old 07-22-2012, 02:37 AM   #5652
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...and, Lord, I'm soaping up my special places just for you!
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Old 07-22-2012, 02:39 AM   #5653
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Religious Thought for Today
Did you know that when Jesus watches you masturbate, he masturbates too? He is a master at it.
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Old 07-22-2012, 02:51 AM   #5654
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Creepy Christian Lesson for Today: Temptation


...so, Billy, if you are ever tempted to tell anybody about Brother Johnson putting the love of Jesus into your mouth, you should pray for the strength to keep your mouth shut...er...unless Brother Johnson is putting the love of Jesus into it. For surely the lord wants us to kill disobedient children!
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:08 AM   #5655
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What are you feeding your children?
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