Only In America - Page 16

lostsheep · 05-06-2011, 09:50 PM

Interesting history...

Kinich Ahau · 05-08-2011, 07:55 AM

Scared Americans"

"http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...7662204863756#

Can someone give me a quick rundown on how to embed videos please?

Smellyoldgit · 05-08-2011, 08:08 AM

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Kinich Ahau wrote

Can someone give me a quick rundown on how to embed videos please?

You embed spew-tube vids by typing (without the *)

[*youtube=Your Title]999999999[/youtube*]

where 999999999 is the number in the youtube url after the = symbol

If you 'Go Advanced' - there is a You Tube button that sets it up automatically.
I haven't tried non-spew-tube vids, perhaps I'll have a play one day.

Kinich Ahau · 05-08-2011, 08:14 AM

good one, thanks.

Smellyoldgit · 06-02-2011, 02:34 AM

Oh Noes!!

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Deliberate cyber-attacks by any foreign nation on vital computer networks in the United States may be considered an "act of war" that could be met by a full-blown military response, say officials in Washington.

Yup, sure will be a shock to some poor Belgian gamer when a fully laden tomahawk drops down his chimney.

Humanist · 06-02-2011, 02:50 AM

Internet trolls are next...

Humanist · 06-02-2011, 02:56 AM

I wonder how long it will take to blame Iran for a cyber-attack.

Professor Chaos · 06-02-2011, 06:58 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

Oh Noes!!

Yup, sure will be a shock to some poor Belgian gamer when a fully laden tomahawk drops down his chimney.

Belgian gamers are foreign nations?

ILOVEJESUS · 06-02-2011, 10:03 AM

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Humanist wrote

I wonder how long it will take to blame Iran for a cyber-attack.

Well there is intelligence to support tht they have gotten rid of the IAA, or , Iranian Abacus Agency and have at least 6, mostly working, calculators in their posession.

Humanist · 06-02-2011, 12:57 PM

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ILOVEJESUS wrote

Well there is intelligence to support tht they have gotten rid of the IAA, or , Iranian Abacus Agency and have at least 6, mostly working, calculators in their posession.

6 WMD

Smellyoldgit · 09-22-2012, 02:32 AM

You gotta be kidding me!

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Eleven inmates in a suburban New York jail have sued their prison for $500m (£300m) and access to dental floss, saying they are losing their teeth.

lostsheep · 09-25-2012, 01:12 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

You gotta be kidding me!

Actually I worked in a prison during my training and I did feel bad that the prisoners couldn't floss, and this can lead to tooth loss. But since prisoners might turn floss into a weapon, it was denied, as the article stated. Then again not all prisoners are violent, but I guess it's not possible to distinguish in this setting. However they could be given soft pics or something like this, which would be impossible to use as a weapon....at least I can't see how.

Smellyoldgit · 11-23-2012, 07:02 AM

Only in America, and a few other backward developing parts of the world!

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In Kentucky, a homeland security law requires the state’s citizens to acknowledge the security provided by the Almighty God--or risk 12 months in prison.

A Craptist minister Democratic State Representitive - yup. a great combination!

Stargazer · 11-23-2012, 07:11 AM

That's horrifying. I knew there was a reason I've never been to Kentucky.

Smellyoldgit · 02-01-2013, 03:36 AM

Silly fuckers!

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A recent poll reveals 3 in 10 Americans believe God cares about the outcome of sporting events, and that a majority of Americans believe that God rewards athletes who have faith with good health and success. The poll, released a week before Super Bowl XLVII, paints a disturbing portrait of a population plagued by religious superstition and ignorance.