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06-12-2005, 02:20 PM
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I exist, thx.
*win* |
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06-12-2005, 02:22 PM
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but how do we KNOW?
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06-12-2005, 02:29 PM
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06-12-2005, 02:31 PM
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Do you want me to ground you again, Jesus?
I don't care if you're 10,005 years old; as long as you're living under my universal plane of existence, you will follow my rules, or you're outta here. |
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06-12-2005, 02:32 PM
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Also, can you make a Slurpee so frosty that not even *you* can avoid a brain freeze?
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06-12-2005, 02:35 PM
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I'll field these quesitons, God...before creating the universe God took some down time. Chilled with his homies, etc. Frankly, I don't blame him
As for the Slurpee question, DO NOT TEST GOD |
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06-12-2005, 02:36 PM
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dude, gtfo before i smite you
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06-12-2005, 04:47 PM
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Rhinoq Wait just a minute-You expect me to believe-That all this misbehaving-Grew from one enchanted tree? And helpless to fight it-We should all be satisfied-With this magical explanation-For why the living die-And why it's hard to be a decent human being - David Bazan |
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06-12-2005, 04:58 PM
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Sigh. People like you make me regret ever creating life. That would've been funny if "I exist, thx" could be read in a manner that implied that I, myself, am THX (i.e. "I exist: THX", or even "THX, I exist").
Go have sex or something, fucking mortal douche. |
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06-12-2005, 05:52 PM
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Out of curiosity, how come you chose Mary to bear your son? Was she a chaste and noble woman, or was she just the hottest piece of ass in Nazareth?
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06-12-2005, 06:51 PM
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God, why did you condemn man because of original sin, you knew it was going to happen. you trickster! talk to you next time, and this time don't burn my bush just to talk!
P.S. don't forget to take your schizophrenic medication, remember the last times you forgot to take them? the flood, crusades ect... "We are a way for the Cosmos to know itself." Carl Sagan |
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06-13-2005, 05:49 AM
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Hey God, are you an evil amoral atheist, or do you believe you were created by a higher authority?
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06-13-2005, 05:57 AM
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06-13-2005, 06:12 AM
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If you're omniscient, how come you didn't know that this thread should go in the "Does God Exist" forum?
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. - Ambrose Bierce |
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06-13-2005, 06:57 PM
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