New Krusty Katlick Kunt

[Eternal]

Seems a bit contradictory when their own clergy serves as a haven for sexual deviants. Not that I am suggesting homosexuals are sexual deviants, but they would be from the churches point of view.

I nearly started waffling again then. In short, Cunts.

[orangeitis]

^ you say that as if contradictions are rare in their religion. :p

[Eternal]

orangeitis wrote

^ you say that as if contradictions are rare in their religion. :p

Good point.

[Smellyoldgit]

It's no big story that the chief scumbag is sucking up some shit in Mexico, but this line caught my arse:

"the Church is always on the side of freedom of thought and of religion"

The script writer must be as big a cunt as the chief honcho.

[Eternal]

Must be the translators in Mexico fucking up again. Didn't they say:

"the Church is always on the side of freedom for religion to control thought"

[Smellyoldgit]

This Krusty Katlicker is no more, but he recognised part of the problem.

Italian Cardinal Carlo Maria Martini has described the Roman Catholic Church as being "200 years behind" the times.
The cardinal died on Friday, aged 85.
Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera has published his last interview, recorded in August, in which he said: "The Church is tired... our prayer rooms are empty."
Martini, once tipped as a future pope, urged the Church to recognise its errors and to embark on a radical path of change, beginning with the Pope.

He's being generous at a mere 200 years behind.

[Smellyoldgit]

The krusty old pontiff is making sure his anachronistic shitstained organisation makes no effort to move out of the 15th century.

Pope Benedict named six new cardinals on Wednesday, including two from countries with large Muslim populations, to put his stamp on the future of the Catholic Church. The pope is a conservative on matters of faith and sexual morals such as birth control, homosexuality and the ban on women priests. Each time he names cardinals he chooses men who share his views and can shape the Church's future.

Could be entertaining to see the kunt resign and try to see who actually gives a shit.

[Kinich Ahau]

I thought they could only go out horizontal. I saw another snippet just now that insinuated the pope might retire. Have I missed some news?

[Smellyoldgit]

I don't think there's any wonderous fucking off imminent, but from the article above -

Popes usually reign for life but in a book in 2010, Benedict said he would not hesitate to become the first pontiff to resign in more than 700 years if he felt no longer able "physically, psychologically and spiritually" to run the Catholic Church.

I guess the fraud is just trying to make sure that no modernisers step in to fuck up all the marvelous work he's failed to do since he crawled to the helm.

[Sinfidel]

"the Church is always on the side of freedom of thought"

As if we don't know who the book burners are! ROTFL!

[Smellyoldgit]

More like "freedom from thought"

[Sinfidel]

Kinich Ahau wrote

I thought they could only go out horizontal. I saw another snippet just now that insinuated the pope might retire. Have I missed some news?

Funny how, as God's representatives on Earth, they don't get any perks, such as extra longevity....

[Kinich Ahau]

Yeah, except they sit on a gold chair, wear a gold braided hat and clothes, hold a gold stick and drink out of a gold cup.

[Smellyoldgit]

They get to give golden showers, and their shit's probably gold.

[Kinich Ahau]

And lucky followers can kiss his ring, which is also gold.