05-17-2018, 06:17 AM
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#5071
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 756
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JerryJohn wrote
Actually we agree on something, Hertzy. I hate the John Lennon song "Imagine." i picked it specifically for you because I thought you might like the sentiment of: No heaven, hell, or religion. I'm glad you proved me wrong. Of course it's a commie song and it's over played here in the US.
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace,
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Jesus fucking Christ Jerr-bear.
Why do you have to torture me by posting those stupid fucking lyrics.
You really are a caricature. You imagine a lot of things I’ll bet.
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05-17-2018, 06:26 AM
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#5072
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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JerryJohn wrote
The US will always be a Christian nation, you dumb fuck. What are you a fortune teller now?
JJ
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The US won't always be a christard nation. The odds are in favour of it becoming Atheist you thick fat ugly senile smelly old papist bitch. Look at the stats from the Pew, twat.
Fuck me, how dumb are you?
Oh, you smell. Change your incontinence panties.
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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05-17-2018, 06:28 AM
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#5073
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
Posts: 2,917
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JerryJohn wrote
Ecclesiastes 1:9 New International Version (NIV)
9 What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
JJ
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EcclesBluebottle 2.3 New international Version (NIV)]
Bluebottle: Do you remember, Eccles?
Eccles: Oh yeah, I remember Eccles.
Bluebottle: Well, does he know where it wented?
Eccles: I'll ask him: Do you know where it wented?
Bluebottle: What does he say, Eccles?
Eccles: He hasn't answered yet, I think he's out.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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05-17-2018, 06:29 AM
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#5074
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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JerryJohn wrote
Actually, I think anyone lurking would never be an atheist dumbass. So they can do what? Talk about piss pads, read your immature posts, talk about cunts, and asses etc.
You seem extremely manic today; off your Lithium? New thought of the day is "fat" and "piss pads." Gee, let me sign up to be an atheist so I can be like that classy atheist Hertzy? No, it won't happen anyone reading this forum will be atheist if they are undecided
JJ
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This the best you got you fat old ugly smelly senile old papist bitch?
Really?
Is this it?
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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05-17-2018, 06:30 AM
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#5075
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
Kinich Ahau wrote
EcclesBluebottle 2.3 New international Version NIV
Bluebottle: Do you remember, Eccles?
Eccles: Oh yeah, I remember Eccles.
Bluebottle: Well, does he know where it wented?
Eccles: I'll ask him: Do you know where it wented?
Bluebottle: What does he say, Eccles?
Eccles: He hasn't answered yet, I think he's out.
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Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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05-17-2018, 06:33 AM
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#5076
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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JerryJohn wrote
Actually, I think anyone lurking would never be an atheist dumbass. So they can do what? Talk about piss pads, read your immature posts, talk about cunts, and asses etc.
You seem extremely manic today; off your Lithium? New thought of the day is "fat" and "piss pads." Gee, let me sign up to be an atheist so I can be like that classy atheist Hertzy? No, it won't happen anyone reading this forum will be atheist if they are undecided
JJ
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Become a christard so that you can threaten people with hell and the devil and so that people can take the piss out of you for being a fuck head.
Only old bastards become christard. The young don't. Christardology therefore dies and who wants to join the land of the living dead ffs, you fat old senile ugly papist bitch.
Oh, and get a toilet regime going you old hag. You stink.
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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05-17-2018, 07:33 AM
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#5077
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 162
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D'aawww, JJ noticed I was gone and asked about me. My parents turned 60 (their birthdays are three days apart in the same year) so we flew over to help throw them a birthday party and family kept me busy.
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05-17-2018, 08:30 AM
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#5078
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 756
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Quote:
Noodle wrote
D'aawww, JJ noticed I was gone and asked about me. My parents turned 60 (their birthdays are three days apart in the same year) so we flew over to help throw them a birthday party and family kept me busy.
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Welcome back! JJ has been very concerned about you and of course we’ve all missed you.
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05-17-2018, 09:30 AM
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#5079
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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JerryJohn wrote
Yes, I know of several; but none that would welcome any atheist here but Mike, Judge, Noodle all who have left.
The rest of you losers with your potty mouths and outright contempt for Christianity would not be welcome. The mods on Christian forums are not drunks that tolerate an "anything goes" posting manner.
Also why the hell would you want to be on one when you are an atheist?
Any unanswered question you have could be found via a google search.
What I am trying to say politely is losers are not allowed on Christian forums where actual intellectual dialogue is expected and is the norm. No talk of piss pads, cunts, dicks, etc. The term Christard would get you banned in one post.
Drunken Smelly lets anything go so this forum is a circus but most entertaining watching atheists make asses of themselves on a daily basis.
There is your "honest" answer.
Regards,
JJ
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Hey shit for brains, fat arse, smelly, old, stinky papist bitch,
Imagine there's no christards.
It's easy if you try.
Me, I'll be laughing my ass off.
You'll be wanting to cry.
Imagine there's no babble.
Imagine living in peace
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Just looked up some US stats. for you. Here's the low down:
31% of young US adults who grew up in the church have left because, they say, IT'S BORING.
Over the last 8 years, the percentage of the US population that claims to be christard has fallen from 78% to 70%.
65% of all US churches have a congregation of < 100 - and that includes children.
More than 2 million US citizens per year have left the church over the past 7 years.
christardology is going down the shitter, papist bitch, and there's nothing you can do about it.
It's game over fuckerty duckerty.
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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05-17-2018, 10:11 AM
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#5080
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 756
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Quote:
hertz vanrental wrote
Hey shit for brains, fat arse, smelly, old, stinky papist bitch,
Imagine there's no christards.
It's easy if you try.
Me, I'll be laughing my ass off.
You'll be wanting to cry.
Imagine there's no babble.
Imagine living in peace
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Just looked up some US stats. for you. Here's the low down:
31% of young US adults who grew up in the church have left because, they say, IT'S BORING.
Over the last 8 years, the percentage of the US population that claims to be christard has fallen from 78% to 70%.
65% of all US churches have a congregation of < 100 - and that includes children.
More than 2 million US citizens per year have left the church over the past 7 years.
christardology is going down the shitter, papist bitch, and there's nothing you can do about it.
It's game over fuckerty duckerty.
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These lyrics are much better!! Nicely done!
One thing I hate about the Lennon version is that he says to imagine no heaven or hell and I’m like, dude: you don’t have to imagine. You do have to imagine that there are such things because they don’t exist. I mean I get he’s trying to say the same thing. But it makes me cringe.
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05-17-2018, 10:37 AM
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#5081
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
JerryJohn wrote
Actually we agree on something, Hertzy. I hate the John Lennon song "Imagine." i picked it specifically for you because I thought you might like the sentiment of: No heaven, hell, or religion. I'm glad you proved me wrong. Of course it's a commie song and it's over played here in the US.
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace,
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Hey you fat, old, ugly, senile, smelly papist bitch, I'm off into town on the morrow to twat me some christards.
Wish me luck.
As usual, I'll be sure to let you know how I get on.
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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05-17-2018, 11:16 AM
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#5082
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,407
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Quote:
hertz vanrental wrote
Hey you fat, old, ugly, senile, smelly papist bitch, I'm off into town on the morrow to twat me some christards.
Wish me luck.
As usual, I'll be sure to let you know how I get on.
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Do you go to town only to twat Christians?? or do you do other stuff too, go to the hair dresser, gets your nails done etc?
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05-17-2018, 11:21 AM
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#5083
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
Andrew66 wrote
Do you go to town to the hair dresser?
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Yup, why, are you jealous because you have no hair, you fat, bald twat with an IQ of 6?
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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05-17-2018, 11:34 AM
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#5084
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 756
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Quote:
hertz vanrental wrote
Yup, why, are you jealous because you have no hair, you fat, bald twat with an IQ of 6?
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Hahahahahahha! Bam!
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05-17-2018, 11:55 AM
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#5085
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,407
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Quote:
hertz vanrental wrote
Yup, why, are you jealous because you have no hair, you fat, bald twat with an IQ of 6?
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Ha Ha, bald is beautiful baby! You wish you could have a piece of me! A little love handle just assists in the pushing! Why don't you post a pic of yourself?? I'm betting your hot!
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