Jerry Shit - The Ultimate Collection

[dogpet]

Sinfidel wrote

saucy

[JerryJohn]

Sinfidel wrote

Bahahahahaha! Don't forget the condiments! Just don't damn well freeze yourselves and end up in someone's ass.
JJ

[JerryJohn]

Sinfidel wrote

Do charm us with your frozen frankfurter fantasies....

What was so damn funny is the ER doc I golf with asked how this happened
he had a hot dog stuck up his rectum. He said he had a new pack of frozen hot dogs on his bed and he sat on the pack and one just stuck in.

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! The ER docs just ask that to pimp you around.

JJ

[Michael]

JerryJohn wrote

Women want a REAL man not some Bullshit charm and wit.
JJ

JerryJohn wrote

I am witty, charming and have many other fine qualities as well.
JJ

It explains so much. No wonder you're so frustrated, and seem to hate women. They just don't appreciate how special you are, do they?

[Sinfidel]

JerryJohn wrote

What was so damn funny is the ER doc I golf with asked how this happened
he had a hot dog stuck up his rectum. He said he had a new pack of frozen hot dogs on his bed and he sat on the pack and one just stuck in.

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! The ER docs just ask that to pimp you around.

JJ

Wow! There you are hobnobbing on the golf course with ER surgeons, delighting you with frozen frankfurter fantasy stories. No Bill Gates or Clinton also rubbing shoulders with you?
Here's a more likely source of your adolescent fantasy -

http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/hotdog.asp

[JerryJohn]

Holy Hell, I never thought you'd like the hot dog story so much. I imagine you all tried it by now. Well better yet was the guy that got his dick stuck in a hand held vacuum trying to give himself a blow job. Try that on for size.

Better yet get a willing women, submissive and aiming to please. Best gift a man can receive.

JJ

[ghoulslime]

ghoulslime wrote

You are quite the charmer, JerryJohn!

What is the largest object you have ever inserted into your anus?

JerryJohn, I see that you have still failed to answer my question. If our friendship is to endure, I think we need to start being honest with each other. What is the largest object you have ever inserted into your anus?

[Sinfidel]

ghoulslime wrote

JerryJohn, I see that you have still failed to answer my question. If our friendship is to endure, I think we need to start being honest with each other. What is the largest object you have ever inserted into your anus?

Probably this......
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/58073/

[ghoulslime]

Is it just me, or does this new JerryJohn troll simply not have the same level of delicious stupidity that finer trolls have demonstrated in the recent past?

Sellied 50/50 Jerry troll may have been an obstinate dolt, but laughing at his asininity was a simple joy, and frankly, I miss it. I realize that it must be difficult trying to get through life as a middle-aged man who still looks like he is a prepubescent little lad – a wimpy little punk with a tiny wiener and the muscular development of a school girl. I would not want to be a subservient and obedient servant to a domineering, aged hag with a pumpkin smile and delusions of moral superiority and self-righteousness. It would be a true test of patience to spend one’s life fawning obediently to a queen bee, and I give SelliedJerry my sincerest recognition for his dedication as a docile lap dog. However, I wish his wife/master would grant him permission to utilize the internet again.

In Jesus’ name, I pray!

[Michael]

I miss Egor more than sellied.
Despite his obvious problems, I genuinely liked Egor.



But they were both better personalities than New Jerry.

[JerryJohn]

Ah so we are missing the imaginary friends we once had on the Internet eh?
JJ

[Michael]

Yep.

[JerryJohn]

I miss Mondrian's Gambling joint. What happened to that? Nothing like free advice on an internet from a dumbshit.
JJ

[JerryJohn]

ghoulslime wrote

JerryJohn, I see that you have still failed to answer my question. If our friendship is to endure, I think we need to start being honest with each other. What is the largest object you have ever inserted into your anus?

Ghoul, you and asses. Good God boy. I have a virgin ass like all straight men do.
JJ.

[ghoulslime]

JerryJohn wrote

Ghoul, you and asses. Good God boy. I have a virgin ass like all straight men do.
JJ.

I would say you probably have a virgin everything. Did you ever see a real woman’s pisser before? Oh, wait! I forgot about your mother. Never mind! Please carry on!