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Old 12-25-2010, 12:14 PM   #196
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we had an earthquake last night, 5.4 richter scale. it was short in my house in Rio Grande, but, dammit, it was strong! well, strong for me....i was standing in the kitchen with erik and dad, broiling some salmon and the frigging oven was shaking. the sound was weird and hard to describe....trevor ran inside shaking. it was so weird!
it was santa clus farting, i know it.

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Old 12-25-2010, 01:12 PM   #197
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we had an earthquake last night, 5.4 richter scale. it was short in my house in Rio Grande, but, dammit, it was strong! well, strong for me....i was standing in the kitchen with erik and dad, broiling some salmon and the frigging oven was shaking. the sound was weird and hard to describe....trevor ran inside shaking. it was so weird!
it was santa clus farting, i know it.
It HAD to be a Santa fart - 24.5 on the Sphincter scale! Nothing else could explain it!

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Old 12-25-2010, 01:53 PM   #198
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Leprechaun belching?

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Old 12-25-2010, 02:37 PM   #199
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It HAD to be a Santa fart - 24.5 on the Sphincter scale! Nothing else could explain it!

i know, that's why i said it was. i know farts.

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 12-25-2010, 09:29 PM   #200
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Old 12-25-2010, 10:18 PM   #201
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merry xmas to everyone. hope everyone passed it well

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Old 12-26-2010, 03:26 AM   #202
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merry axial tilt season backatya

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Old 12-26-2010, 09:54 AM   #203
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Only 364 days until Christmas!

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Old 12-27-2010, 04:23 AM   #204
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:19 AM   #205
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Old 12-27-2010, 10:29 AM   #206
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Would it be wrong for me to just keep my Christmas tree up all year?

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Old 12-27-2010, 11:21 AM   #207
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Old 12-27-2010, 12:23 PM   #208
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Ah! All is ever needed was a little love!

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Old 01-02-2011, 09:15 AM   #209
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I assume it's as good a time as any to close/lock/fuckthisthreadoffoutofit?

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Santa, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree?

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