12-25-2010, 12:14 PM
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#196
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we had an earthquake last night, 5.4 richter scale. it was short in my house in Rio Grande, but, dammit, it was strong! well, strong for me....i was standing in the kitchen with erik and dad, broiling some salmon and the frigging oven was shaking. the sound was weird and hard to describe....trevor ran inside shaking. it was so weird!
it was santa clus farting, i know it.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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12-25-2010, 01:12 PM
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#197
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Quote:
Eva wrote
we had an earthquake last night, 5.4 richter scale. it was short in my house in Rio Grande, but, dammit, it was strong! well, strong for me....i was standing in the kitchen with erik and dad, broiling some salmon and the frigging oven was shaking. the sound was weird and hard to describe....trevor ran inside shaking. it was so weird!
it was santa clus farting, i know it.
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It HAD to be a Santa fart - 24.5 on the Sphincter scale! Nothing else could explain it!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-25-2010, 01:53 PM
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#198
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Leprechaun belching?
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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12-25-2010, 02:37 PM
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#199
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
It HAD to be a Santa fart - 24.5 on the Sphincter scale! Nothing else could explain it!
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i know, that's why i said it was. i know farts.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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12-25-2010, 09:29 PM
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#200
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New Member!
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merry xmas everyone!
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12-25-2010, 10:18 PM
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#201
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Senior Member
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merry xmas to everyone. hope everyone passed it well
I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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12-26-2010, 03:26 AM
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#202
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merry axial tilt season backatya
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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12-26-2010, 09:54 AM
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#203
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Only 364 days until Christmas!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-27-2010, 04:23 AM
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#204
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shutup!!!!
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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12-27-2010, 09:19 AM
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#205
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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12-27-2010, 10:29 AM
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#206
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Would it be wrong for me to just keep my Christmas tree up all year?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-27-2010, 11:21 AM
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#207
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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12-27-2010, 12:23 PM
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#208
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Quote:
Kate wrote
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Ah! All is ever needed was a little love!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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01-02-2011, 09:15 AM
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#209
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Stinkin' Mod
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I assume it's as good a time as any to close/lock/fuckthisthreadoffoutofit?
Stop the Holy See men!
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01-02-2011, 09:26 AM
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#210
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Santa, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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