02-25-2012, 08:54 AM
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Eternal wrote
If you are really that scared of death that you need to create such fantasy to alleviate your fears, then you sir are a bigger pussy than most. Where do you start when creating this shit? You have no piece of evidence to start from. You are like a writer who is just making up pure fantasy.
I live safe in the knowledge that you are a deluded fuckwit and haven't a clue what your on about. You are just spouting very similar bollocks to what you have heard elsewhere.
If there is a just God then plenty of the atheists that lead very good lives etc will go to heaven. If he is not just, then he isn't worthy of being called God. Or do you believe that the only condition of eternal bliss is belief. So pedophiles and rapists and murderers are all welcome, whilst someone who dedicates their life to charity is not?
Go Fuck Yourself, then go fuck your god.
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Damn straight! Fuck himself, fuck his god, and tell his god to get down here and finger my asshole while he jacks me off!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-25-2012, 08:56 AM
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#32
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Smellyoldgit wrote
I lost the will to shit at this point .....
How the fuck can anyone take this jerk seriously?
I think he's testing his new book on us - just before it plummets to the top of the all time worst sellers list. Jeez, what a fucking prick he is.
I think I'll log in in my Ghoulslime personna and agree with myself - then pretend I'm one of the Aussies and give myself a jeebus style reacharound ....
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Oh, I completely agree with me...um...you! What a marvelous idea!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-25-2012, 08:57 AM
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#33
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Sol wrote
Aw, bullocks.....
I just new it wasn't goin to be me. So you are The atheist wot is going to hell. I bet you feel like the mutts nuts doncha.
You'll be like all swanning about the place, on fire and shit. giving it "oo look at me bitches I is in torment cos I is THE atheist."
And I bet you have a big old fancy frock for the occasion.
I so wanted that fucking gig........... guess I'll just send the frock back then
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Surely there will be a red hot poker ass ramming job waiting for you in eternity. The lord rewards his faithful!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-25-2012, 08:58 AM
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#34
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Stargazer wrote
Be scared Ghoulslime. Really scared. And send money.
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Oh, he has me trembling in my underpants!
Let me empty out Smelly's wallet right now!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-25-2012, 09:06 AM
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ghoulslime wrote
Oh, he has me trembling in my underpants!
Let me empty out Smelly's wallet right now!
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I absolutely CANNOT believe that he thinks you two are one and the same.
Still laughing!
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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02-25-2012, 09:09 AM
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Thank God I’m an atheist
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Quote:
Stargazer wrote
I absolutely CANNOT believe that he thinks you two are one and the same.
Still laughing!
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It is just another sign of how little attention he pays. Smelly is way too much of a cunt to be mistaken for Ghoulie.
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true"
Friedrich Nietzsche
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02-25-2012, 09:12 AM
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Stargazer wrote
I absolutely CANNOT believe that he thinks you two are one and the same.
Still laughing!
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Me too! I'm sitting here giggling while I drink some tea. What a ninny!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-25-2012, 09:13 AM
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#38
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Quote:
Eternal wrote
It is just another sign of how little attention he pays. Smelly is way too much of a cunt to be mistaken for Ghoulie.
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Also, if Smelly were requesting hand relief from EGOr's god, he would be asking for both hands.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-25-2012, 09:24 AM
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#39
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Surely there will be a red hot poker ass ramming job waiting for you in eternity. The lord rewards his faithful!
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Scant compensation I tells ya, very ferkin scant
who wants a sloppy seconds rim job with a used poker eh,
I are starting to think that all this god and hell bollocks is, erm, bollocks
Professor Plum - In the Dinning Room - with the Lead Pipe...
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02-25-2012, 09:34 AM
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#40
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Sol wrote
Scant compensation I tells ya, very ferkin scant
who wants a sloppy seconds rim job with a used poker eh,
I are starting to think that all this god and hell bollocks is, erm, bollocks
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It almost sounds like silly nonsense, eh?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-25-2012, 09:39 AM
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#41
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
It almost sounds like silly nonsense, eh?
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I'd omit the "almost."
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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02-25-2012, 10:58 AM
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#42
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Egor's Theory of Hell by Constant Masturbation...
"man this shit hurts like Hell!"...fap fap fap fap
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02-25-2012, 12:18 PM
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Wow I buy it. It all sounds so plausable. What next Egor? How can I avoid hell. Can I get out of it if I say I believe in Jesus and God? Oh woe is me. Save me Jesus. Praise God and Jesus. You win, now off you toddle, you have saved me.
A theist is just an atheist with a space in it.
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02-25-2012, 12:32 PM
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#44
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Quote:
ILOVEJESUS wrote
Wow I buy it. It all sounds so plausable. What next Egor? How can I avoid hell. Can I get out of it if I say I believe in Jesus and God? Oh woe is me. Save me Jesus. Praise God and Jesus. You win, now off you toddle, you have saved me.
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Erg.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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02-25-2012, 12:40 PM
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#45
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Quote:
orangeitis wrote
I feel so odd being the only one that posted a serious reply to Egor.
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Serious is one thing, but where's the derangement? After all, Egor's postings are nothing more than seriously deranged ravings. He'd probably appreciate it if he could get a little of that action in return from other posters here.
Throw some serious crazy on him. He's inviting you to do just that.
"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs."
--Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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