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Old 02-28-2018, 08:51 AM   #556
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Discovering I have five fractured ribs must be a world record!
A re-count on the cat scan confirms I got six of the bastards!
Spare rib jokes are now a bannable offence.

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Old 02-28-2018, 09:17 AM   #557
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Damn. How is the healing going?

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Old 02-28-2018, 09:39 AM   #558
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Much improved thanks, but coughing is close to agony.
I'm mobile & able to do light duties, but too much time gets spent blobbed in the comfy chair reading Fucking Android & Dimshit Maryjj.
Another couple of weeks and I might be allowed out with adult supervision.
.... and the dog now hates me!

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Old 02-28-2018, 11:36 AM   #559
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Good to hear that you're on the mend. The fuckwits seem like they are happy to troll each other, they make a fitting couple.

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Old 02-28-2018, 03:30 PM   #560
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A re-count on the cat scan confirms I got six of the bastards!
Spare rib jokes are now a bannable offence.
You've got six cats? I'm more of a dog person

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Old 02-28-2018, 04:20 PM   #561
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Perhaps I should just poodle along and wait for the lab results!

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Old 03-01-2018, 06:54 AM   #562
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Tell them to hurry up, you could rottweiler waiting for yer results.

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Old 03-01-2018, 11:07 AM   #563
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Slipping over on a patch of ice was less than impressive.
Landing flat on my back was not surprisingly, unpleasant.
Discovering I have five fractured ribs must be a world record!

I'm doped to the eyeballs, so I might sound like a jesus-freak for the next six weeks.
Fuck!!
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Old 03-07-2018, 08:27 AM   #564
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Thanks mate - first day without painkillers and no deaths yet!
Fuck. Just read this. Real sorry to hear of your plight. Hope all is well now.

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Old 03-07-2018, 09:14 AM   #565
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Six weeks on, things much improved.
I'm allowed on light strolls without adult supervision, but long distance yomps, biking & skiing will be off limits for quite some time.
.... and it's playing havoc with my wanking habits ....
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Old 03-08-2018, 10:36 AM   #566
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Six weeks on, things much improved.
I'm allowed on light strolls without adult supervision, but long distance yomps, biking & skiing will be off limits for quite some time.
.... and it's playing havoc with my wanking habits ....
Ah, so it's a habit, not a past time then?

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Old 03-08-2018, 12:22 PM   #567
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Should be an Olympic sport ....

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Old 03-09-2018, 04:12 PM   #568
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Been meaning to ask; Is the dog okeh, after all this carry on?

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Old 03-09-2018, 04:19 PM   #569
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Oh yes - she's in good form.
We dog-sit another husky (they're best mates) and they keep each other busy rampaging round the yard & frightening the chicken. The cat even joins in when it's not too cold!

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Old 03-16-2018, 10:01 AM   #570
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The Russian Trolls continue bashing out their stuff.
Most days we have to block something like 8-12 Putin bots trying to elbow their way in here.
At least it means there's no room for the Chinese spammers any more!

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