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07-02-2006, 12:47 PM
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I am a 30 yr. old white guy with beer gut whose house is surrounded by three farms. Yesterday, I was mowing my lawn, bumpin' some Ol' Dirty Bastard, wondering if I should "pimp out" my Cub Cadet lawn tractor.
Am I a goober? Are you goober? Explain your gooberness to the class. Noah |
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07-02-2006, 12:58 PM
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Eh, it'd be good for a laugh. I say go for it. If you have a digital camera, I'd like to see some before and after photos! :D
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07-02-2006, 01:03 PM
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Could you clarify what "bumpin' some Ol' Dirty Bastard" entails?
You should ABSOLUTELY pimp out your tractor. Lift it, bigger tires. Meybe drop in a crate engine and replace whatever pansy crap it calls a 'transmission' with a new setup including an Advanced Adapters Atlas II transfer case. |
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07-02-2006, 01:08 PM
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And don't forget the spinnaz!
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07-02-2006, 05:49 PM
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and you will definately need a jackhammer.
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07-02-2006, 06:17 PM
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get a sign that says
MOWIN DURTY on the back |
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07-02-2006, 08:14 PM
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for all you uninformed unedumacated masses, old bastard is a bee-art.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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07-02-2006, 08:24 PM
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Quote:
baby i got ya money dont ya worry i said hey |
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07-02-2006, 08:44 PM
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Like this?
 "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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07-02-2006, 08:57 PM
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I honestly didn't think this thread would get any hits. I only posted because I thought you guys might enjoy a laugh over my moment of gooberdom.
RenMan, It pretty much entails my fat, white ass on a lawn tractor bobing my head up-and-down to Dog Sh*t and other O.D.B. classics. Who needs Baby Jesus when you've got Big Baby Jesus? Actually, I can't pimp my tractor cause it's not really mine, it's my father-in-law's. But I am going to go with Normal's idea for the Mowin' Durt license plate. I can take that werever I go. Thanks Normal. WU TANG FOREVER!!! |
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07-02-2006, 08:58 PM
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I'm envious Ten.
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07-03-2006, 07:02 AM
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07-03-2006, 01:50 PM
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I hope you wear Budweiser ‘bling-bling.’
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07-03-2006, 08:49 PM
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Fuck Bud, that shits not beer. It's carbonated water with rubbing alcohol thrown in.
I live in PA. You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a microbrew. And good ones too, not those yuppie joints that put fresh rasberies in their beer. Were talkin' red lagers, ales with more hops than a jackrabbit, Heffelwizen with.........O.K. heffs suck, but I will not disrespect my body by putting Bud into it. Unless thats all thats all thats available, then fuck it. Crackas gotta get his drunk on, Word? Noah |
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