11-02-2007, 03:32 PM
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#601
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Stinkin' Mod
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Location: Britland
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Kate wrote
Did you kiss her and give her some bonfire toffee to make up?
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The missus - or the poor dog ?
Stop the Holy See men!
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11-02-2007, 03:32 PM
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#602
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5 stone? Oh, yeah- Standard Poodle, right? Love those dogs- smart and gentle. I wouldn't want to tell you a quantity, you should consult a vet. Then, you'd probably get a different med, anyway. Though the heart medication for a dog is usually the same as humans get, just the dosages are different, based on metabolism.
btw, the correct formula is 4 gravel, 3 sand, and 1 cement. The remainder, formed into the right sized plate, will also protect ye olde scrote just fine. Careful with the water, too. Less water makes a harder mix.
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11-02-2007, 03:35 PM
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#603
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
The missus - or the poor dog ?
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The missus! I imagine treacle would not help those pudding poos.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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11-02-2007, 03:43 PM
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#604
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I think this thing (taken 5 mins ago) is beyond meds.
Perhaps my scrotum would enjoy a bit of treacle!
Stop the Holy See men!
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11-02-2007, 03:46 PM
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#605
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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11-02-2007, 03:50 PM
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#606
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Stop the Holy See men!
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11-02-2007, 03:54 PM
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#607
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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11-02-2007, 03:58 PM
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#608
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That's quite enough treacle - time to carry the dog out for a crap!
Stop the Holy See men!
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11-02-2007, 04:00 PM
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#609
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Pardon?
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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11-02-2007, 04:00 PM
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#610
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
On a side note – I’m very worried about the poor poodle. Every firework season she turns into a jibbering wreck. This year she can’t shit in a straight line - I hate Guy Fawkes.
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Pardon a note from an outsider, but, isn't it rather the point to hate "The Guy"?
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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11-02-2007, 04:10 PM
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#611
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The point is indeed to hate & burn the catholic bastard We do "celebrate" some strange things over here!
Stop the Holy See men!
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11-02-2007, 04:29 PM
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#612
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
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I think Guy Fawkes has been misunderstood. When he was a child he was molested by an uncle who had converted to the Church of England Belief system which has the monarch as its head. (Not really but it sounds good) The monarch had been a royal Catamite..and used to dress like this
Then when this Queen James I took over, Guy had to act and place a huge fag under this hag, shown here in his campy clothes. He wore a codpiece on his rear for easy access. Hmm..the Christ-psychotics must be proud to have this SINNER as been instrumental in the translation of the babble they love so much, the KJV
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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11-02-2007, 04:43 PM
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#613
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
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Now, don't go thinking you have the US cornered on crazy, big fellah....
Oops, that ellipsis should only be 3 dots. mrrf. Oh, well.
btw, that haircut is OK. That poodle cut you see here in the US- you just have to remember that the dog didn't ask for it. Poor thing, anesthetic for the silly holidays seem best.
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11-02-2007, 04:47 PM
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Quote:
Kate wrote
Pardon?
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I don't know that I'd want to trifle with you Kate.....
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11-02-2007, 07:48 PM
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#615
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Quote:
Rat Bastard wrote
I don't know that I'd want to trifle with you Kate.....
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It's fine, if you really want your trifles diced.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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