I'm confused.

My neighbors across the street have an American flag doormat. Does that strike anyone else as just plain messed up?

Yeah, you buy that to be patriotic to begin with, but then you realize...wait...

I know. I think if they're going to sell those, they should sell the earlier version that says "Don't Tread on Me."

Nope, just an aging frat boy and his kid.

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Slaptickle wrote

My neighbors across the street have an American flag doormat. Does that strike anyone else as just plain messed up?

Reminds me of those Calvin Praying stickers, where the shadow of the cross is very prominent. Looks like Calvin is praying to Satan. :)

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Has everybody been here yet?

http://www.jesusdressup.com/#

[Philboid Studge]

The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?

[Philboid Studge]

Teabag wrote

US flag toilet paper would probably be a big hit in the middle east, and eastern europe, and france, germany, spain, africa, china.....

A lot of these places use bidets rather than toilet paper, as it is more effective, more hygenic, and easier on the poopshoot.

Philboid Studge wrote

The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?

If you want, I'll steal my neighbor's for you. (And they say atheists have no morals.)

Philboid Studge wrote

A lot of these places use bidets rather than toilet paper, as it is more effective, more hygenic, and easier on the poopshoot.

Well, there's always the American flag urinal cake.

If I went to vist someone in the USA and they said, "Before you come in our house, please wipe your feet on this American Flag", I'd be a bit worried...

Philboid Studge wrote

The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?

http://www.orientaltrading.com/otcwe...idays&zone=mf1

look under patriotic... i dont specifically remember where i saw it, but i think i saw candles too...

[Philboid Studge]

Acromnion wrote

http://www.orientaltrading.com/otcwe...idays&zone=mf1

look under patriotic... i dont specifically remember where i saw it, but i think i saw candles too...

Thanks, Acromnion, but I can't find a doormat (they have bear and snowman doormats, but nothing with Old Glory(hole) on it). However, there are red, white & blue "kick balls" -- that might do.