Old 12-29-2012, 04:16 PM   #1426
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Once a day?!
.... for fuck's sake -
Must be a tantric thing

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Old 12-29-2012, 04:34 PM   #1427
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Might as well tie a knot in it and think of sheep ........

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Old 12-29-2012, 09:48 PM   #1428
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I'd like to put in an honorable mention of Jerry50/50 / Selliedjoup's mother. Surely, sitting there day and night in her discount glory hole, that woman must pull more joy sticks than a professional gamer.

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Old 06-19-2013, 06:05 AM   #1429
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New Zealand certainly does seem to have more than its fair share of wankers.

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.... and intellectual impairment has reared its ugly head more than once ....

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Old 06-19-2013, 07:18 AM   #1430
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Bunch of wankers.

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Old 06-19-2013, 07:29 AM   #1431
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The basis for it was "that (clients) have a right to feel like everybody else and if they want to be masturbated, that you are there to do their care", she said.
Forget freedom of religion, gimme my constitutionally guaranteed hand job!

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Old 03-19-2014, 06:17 AM   #1432
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I wonder if JimmyJerryJet has an opinion on theist v atheist wanking habits?
I'll wager he gets amazing friction burns knocking one out to 6-dimensional multi-verse porn ....

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Old 03-19-2014, 08:07 AM   #1433
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I wonder if JimmyJerryJet has an opinion on theist v atheist wanking habits?
I'll wager he gets amazing friction burns knocking one out to 6-dimensional multi-verse porn ....
Master (bator) Jimmy may well be into anal rather than wanking 'cos, even after several 'probes', he still didn't deny it.

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Old 05-30-2014, 10:39 AM   #1434
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Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight blog tackles the age old question.

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The National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (NSSHB) from Indiana University, the “largest nationally representative study of sexual and sexual-health behaviors ever fielded” should do fine. Between March and May 2009, the NSSHB collected data from 5,865 Americans between 14 and 94 years old.
Lots of data to tug at in here, but some interesting stuff shoots out at you if you read it long enough.

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Old 05-30-2014, 11:15 AM   #1435
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Forget freedom of religion, gimme my constitutionally guaranteed hand job!
Screw that....I want my constitutionally guaranteed blow job.

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Old 05-30-2014, 11:22 AM   #1436
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It's well known that male patern baldness is caused by testosterone. So, given that masturbation keeps testosterone levels down, it's safe to assume the guys with a thick mane of hair are frequent wankers, and the bald guys are victims of the Catholic Guilt Trip for the sin of masturbation, equal to the homo sin.

Still got hair?

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Old 05-31-2014, 03:04 AM   #1437
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Loads of the stuff

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Old 05-31-2014, 07:43 AM   #1438
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All over your palms?

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Old 05-31-2014, 02:19 PM   #1439
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im gonna have to come clean about it.... it is i who jacks off the most

I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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Old 05-31-2014, 04:18 PM   #1440
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im gonna have to come clean about it.... it is i who jacks off the most
...and, who and / or what do you jack off mostly?

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