Survived an Alien Abduction

Node18 · 07-02-2010, 06:10 PM

So, I was on a business trip around here in New Zealand. I was called over to make several porn magazine covers with my huge cock. What was done was done and I was on my way home in my Ferrari and took an obviously creepy looking road. As I was driving I spotted something in the air - it was very phallic in appearance and it had shining lights. I kept driving anywho because you know, I see dicks in the sky everyday. The dick in the sky then transformed into a vagina. Now I was shitting my pants. I made a quick U-turn and blasted out of the area in which the speed limit was 24km/h. I had to make a risky move and speed out at 25. Fucking badass, I know. The vagina was gaining on me fairly quickly as my bollocks were dropping at the end of every minute. I then whip out my trusty camera to capture the moment, so I turn in my seat to take the picture. That'll show you conspiracy debunkers. I then lose control of my car and drive off the road and hit the bottom. My cock suffered the most damaged having been flapped left and right vigorously. I run bare foot to a cottage in the middle of nowhere and bust down the door. I immediately call the police and warn them of flying vaginas. I then hop on my private jet which was so conveniently laid out for me in front of the cottage. I jump out of the jet when I arrive home, fuck my girlfriend, shower and then go to sleep.

Try to debunk me now losers.

Captain Relativity · 07-02-2010, 06:43 PM

I just want to know one thing; was it shaved or was it hairy?

Node18 · 07-02-2010, 07:01 PM

So that's what all that black stuff was.

ghoulslime · 07-02-2010, 07:03 PM

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So, I was on a business trip around here in New Zealand. I was called over to make several porn magazine covers with my huge cock. What was done was done and I was on my way home in my Ferrari and took an obviously creepy looking road. As I was driving I spotted something in the air - it was very phallic in appearance and it had shining lights. I kept driving anywho because you know, I see dicks in the sky everyday. The dick in the sky then transformed into a vagina. Now I was shitting my pants. I made a quick U-turn and blasted out of the area in which the speed limit was 24km/h. I had to make a risky move and speed out at 25. Fucking badass, I know. The vagina was gaining on me fairly quickly as my bollocks were dropping at the end of every minute. I then whip out my trusty camera to capture the moment, so I turn in my seat to take the picture. That'll show you conspiracy debunkers. I then lose control of my car and drive off the road and hit the bottom. My cock suffered the most damaged having been flapped left and right vigorously. I run bare foot to a cottage in the middle of nowhere and bust down the door. I immediately call the police and warn them of flying vaginas. I then hop on my private jet which was so conveniently laid out for me in front of the cottage. I jump out of the jet when I arrive home, fuck my girlfriend, shower and then go to sleep.

Try to debunk me now losers.

Could you tell me if, during this impassioned intergalactic intercourse, any probing of Uranus was involved? That information would be key to understanding the event completely.

Node18 · 07-02-2010, 07:08 PM

The sky penis came awfully close to my arse, that is until it transformed into a sky vagina.

ghoulslime · 07-02-2010, 07:21 PM

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The sky penis came awfully close to my arse, that is until it transformed into a sky vagina.

Dude! And I thought I was into some kinky shit!

Node18 · 07-02-2010, 07:29 PM

You still are, aliens are just kinkier

ghoulslime · 07-02-2010, 07:35 PM

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You still are, aliens are just kinkier

Sweet! It's reassuring to know that I have not reached an insuperable plateau.

Node18 · 07-02-2010, 07:44 PM

Oh no no, that'd be pretty.. hard to do.. and vomit inducing.

Thanks for the support guys, I've been getting therapy and have been fucking the therapist daily. Kudos