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Old 11-03-2017, 03:28 PM   #1471
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There's nothing wrong with a banjo that a decent pair of wire cutters can't put right.

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Old 12-22-2017, 07:18 PM   #1472
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So this thread ran into some serious scope creep. Did we ever determine who jacks off the most?

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Old 12-23-2017, 12:43 AM   #1473
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There is a knob on here called JJ, he denies jacking off so we can be pretty sure it is him.

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Old 12-23-2017, 06:47 PM   #1474
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The thought of Mary jacking off a monster strap-on does not fill me with much glee ....

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Old 03-30-2018, 11:12 PM   #1475
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Honestly if no one else wants to claim the crown I'm happy to oblige. I won't be able to accept a physical trophy though do to the carpal tunnel issues in my hands.
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:25 AM   #1476
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My first post here will be to answer this thread.

I jerk off about once a day. My favorite time is that first day off of work while the wife is at work and the kid is in school. I will usually do a marathon over a few hours. Usually some porn in 2 or 3 sessions. Sometimes I'll wait a few days, if my wife and I haven't done the deed, and I'll edge myself into a rather large (and messy) orgasm.

Early in the thread someone asked what type of sex I prefer. I prefer oral, jerking off, then vaginal sex. I'm a bit selfish because I like taking care of myself more. Plus I've been doing it a long time.
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:26 AM   #1477
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My god, we've only just met!

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Old 04-08-2018, 10:48 AM   #1478
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.... nice intro!

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Old 04-08-2018, 10:55 AM   #1479
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My god, we've only just met!
Since there is no life eternal, I figured we better just get right down to it.
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Old 04-08-2018, 11:41 AM   #1480
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Since there is no life eternal, I figured we better just get right down to it.
My god, you men.

That said, you wanna hear the girls in the netball team in the showers after a game. It would make most men blush.

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Old 04-08-2018, 11:42 AM   #1481
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My first post here will be to answer this thread.

I jerk off about once a day. My favorite time is that first day off of work while the wife is at work and the kid is in school. I will usually do a marathon over a few hours. Usually some porn in 2 or 3 sessions. Sometimes I'll wait a few days, if my wife and I haven't done the deed, and I'll edge myself into a rather large (and messy) orgasm.

Early in the thread someone asked what type of sex I prefer. I prefer oral, jerking off, then vaginal sex. I'm a bit selfish because I like taking care of myself more. Plus I've been doing it a long time.
Why hold back, why not just tell it like it is, ffs.

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Old 04-08-2018, 12:41 PM   #1482
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My god, you men.

That said, you wanna hear the girls in the netball team in the showers after a game. It would make most men blush.
I can't speak for anybody else, but I accept the challenge. Make me blush.
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Old 04-08-2018, 01:01 PM   #1483
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I can't speak for anybody else, but I accept the challenge. Make me blush.
There was a discussion not too long ago about having sex during their period. Some said that they definitely felt that they were more turned on during their period. It has to be planned in advance of course, for obvious reasons.

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Old 04-08-2018, 01:05 PM   #1484
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By the way, being a female, jerry/mary, the papist twat, technically, can't Jack off but she does do analytics with Android iq6.

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Old 04-08-2018, 03:18 PM   #1485
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By the way, being a female, jerry/mary, the papist twat, technically, can't Jack off but she does do analytics with Android iq6.
Lol. “Digital anal-lickticks” to be precise.
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