12-04-2013, 04:43 PM
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Hi.
Perhaps some of you like myself perchance like to debate Theists?
The flavour of belief matters little.
Be it the Xtian who has a vague sense of jebus in her heart to Ron Weinland and VenomfangX, who have provided me with many funny Email dialouges over the years.
I thought it would be a useful to start a thread which to record some putdowns that we can, on the occassion where we are feeling lazy, simply copy and paste to the theist. They shall then gnash their teeth and dress in sackcloth. Which would be awesome.
I will start, in a festive spirit with a reply today to a christian who thought we should respect Jesus PBUH's Birthday of Dec 25.
Please feel free to use this thread as a ready reckoner of copy-paste putdowns and add as you see fit. If your proud of a particular gutshot you have made to a theists arguement. Or simply some fine Ad Hom. Post it here!!
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CHRISTMAS DAY.
The slight problem with adhering to the modern idea of Jesus Bin Nazareth, (part time failed prophet and experienced handyman) being born on the pagan birthdays of several gods from several cultures, is that He was claiming to (apparently, although he never said it) be "a god".
As is laughably obvious, Gods do not exist.
Thus poor mild Jesus, and his sometime peaceful messages and parroting of earlier "Holy Men’s" ideas of the golden rule were yet another example of a historical madman. He failed all his prophecies, his presentation had nothing similar to the expected "messiah" and he was rapidly snuffed out by the advanced civilization he tried to bring his" blood sacrifice" (LOL) idea to.
Face it. All your ponderings are a waste of precious time. Your funny childish "gods" are all simply infantile dreaming and sheep like acceptance of what you are taught as a receptive child
Happy Christmas
"If you can wait 2000 years for Mr Christ, I can wait 19 years for John Frum" High Preist :- Church of John Frum 1952
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12-04-2013, 06:17 PM
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Do you do anal?
Stop the Holy See men!
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12-04-2013, 06:18 PM
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Fuck off you slack-jawed cum chugging retard.
Stop the Holy See men!
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12-06-2013, 03:46 PM
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Why are more recently born people handicapped by knowledge?
thank goodness he's on our side
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12-08-2013, 10:24 PM
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Interesting. But! It may not be a great putdown for some informed Christians. See I know Christmas is not Jesus' birthday. A Roman emperor asked one of his guys to find out Jesus' birthday and the guy didn't want to come back empty-handed so he told the emperor December 25. Learned that one in World history boss. Also, if you could point out one prophecy that He failed?
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12-09-2013, 07:29 AM
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Better you provide a prophecy that has come true.
A theist is just an atheist with a space in it.
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12-09-2013, 09:38 AM
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redbeardjon wrote
Interesting. But! It may not be a great putdown for some informed Christians. See I know Christmas is not Jesus' birthday. A Roman emperor asked one of his guys to find out Jesus' birthday and the guy didn't want to come back empty-handed so he told the emperor December 25. Learned that one in World history boss. Also, if you could point out one prophecy that He failed?
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"Informed Christians" is an oxymoron, moron! Informed Christians are atheists.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-09-2013, 01:30 PM
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redbeardjon wrote
Interesting. But! It may not be a great putdown for some informed Christians. See I know Christmas is not Jesus' birthday. A Roman emperor asked one of his guys to find out Jesus' birthday and the guy didn't want to come back empty-handed so he told the emperor December 25. Learned that one in World history boss. Also, if you could point out one prophecy that He failed?
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The son of man returning within the lifetime of the people standing in front of him.
Epic Fail. A specific event and a specific time was given. Nada happened.
Just like Ron Weinland or Mike Travasser, Jesus was simply yet another mentally ill man who's predictions failed. Weinland and Travaser are in jail for their crimes. Jesus was killed stone dead.
Pretty much end of the story
"If you can wait 2000 years for Mr Christ, I can wait 19 years for John Frum" High Preist :- Church of John Frum 1952
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12-09-2013, 03:18 PM
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The son of man returning within the lifetime of the people standing in front of him.
Epic Fail. A specific event and a specific time was given. Nada happened.
Just like Ron Weinland or Mike Travasser, Jesus was simply yet another mentally ill man who's predictions failed. Weinland and Travaser are in jail for their crimes. Jesus was killed stone dead.
Pretty much end of the story
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You refer to "till they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom."
Ephesians 1:20-22 “He raised Him from the dead and seated Him at His right hand in the heavenly realms, far above all rule and authority, power and dominion, and every title that can be given, not only in the present age but also in the one to come. And God placed all things under His feet…” The disciples saw Jesus die, resurrect, and ascend into heaven where He was then seated far above authority. These things happened before they died. Does this not sound like one coming into a kingdom? It was the establishment of His kingdom that Jesus was talking about and not the second coming as you suppose.
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12-09-2013, 03:43 PM
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And of course just like Travasser and Weinland, the desperate theist loves to pump out the standard fare that they have been injected with from birth. It DID HAPPEN! In a SPIRITUAL way. It happened invisibly and magically. It is a metaphor for something very woolly.
No.
No actually it does not sound like someone coming into a kingdom. It sounds like the crazed babbled rantings of someone who probably had John of Pathmos as his dealer in fine grade crystal meths.
It has nothing to do with the idea of a Jewish Messiah. It isnt a Triumphal display of God connecting with man.
It is a poor sad mentally ill man getting strung up by the advanced culture of the worlds current superpower. who quite frankly diddnt want any morons following the dust-stirring fanatic and his drivelling cultists.
(You can add that to the Putdown lists if you like)
"If you can wait 2000 years for Mr Christ, I can wait 19 years for John Frum" High Preist :- Church of John Frum 1952
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12-09-2013, 03:49 PM
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Barney wrote
And of course just like Travasser and Weinland, the desperate theist loves to pump out the standard fare that they have been injected with from birth. It DID HAPPEN! In a SPIRITUAL way. It happened invisibly and magically. It is a metaphor for something very woolly.
No.
No actually it does not sound like someone coming into a kingdom. It sounds like the crazed babbled rantings of someone who probably had John of Pathmos as his dealer in fine grade crystal meths.
It has nothing to do with the idea of a Jewish Messiah. It isnt a Triumphal display of God connecting with man.
It is a poor sad mentally ill man getting strung up by the advanced culture of the worlds current superpower. who quite frankly diddnt want any morons following the dust-stirring fanatic and his drivelling cultists.
(You can add that to the Putdown lists if you like)
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Oh, howla howla loola! I believe!
Shirley the mysteries of this world all fit neatly into my book of Bronze Age babble!
I'm guessing the origins of redbeardjon's universe are magically delicious as well. Shall we give him a quiz on Evolution, or would it be looking for pieces of sweet corn in a puppy's poop?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-09-2013, 08:00 PM
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Barney wrote
And of course just like Travasser and Weinland, the desperate theist loves to pump out the standard fare that they have been injected with from birth. It DID HAPPEN! In a SPIRITUAL way. It happened invisibly and magically. It is a metaphor for something very woolly.
No.
No actually it does not sound like someone coming into a kingdom. It sounds like the crazed babbled rantings of someone who probably had John of Pathmos as his dealer in fine grade crystal meths.
It has nothing to do with the idea of a Jewish Messiah. It isnt a Triumphal display of God connecting with man.
It is a poor sad mentally ill man getting strung up by the advanced culture of the worlds current superpower. who quite frankly diddnt want any morons following the dust-stirring fanatic and his drivelling cultists.
(You can add that to the Putdown lists if you like)
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I'm not desperate as if your arguments were too much for me to handle. You exaggerate too much. You are right about one thing. Jesus wasn't what the Jews expected and that's why many of them rejected Him. Of course their rejection of Him was also foretold.
There is nothing that I can see that is a metaphor. I didn't compare it to anything?? They saw it with their own eyes. If you want to talk metaphors, perhaps try the book of Revelations or Daniel.
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12-10-2013, 04:45 AM
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You do realise that the bible isn't evidence of anything redbeard?
A theist is just an atheist with a space in it.
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12-10-2013, 09:29 AM
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You do realise that the bible isn't evidence of anything redbeard?
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It is evidence of the manipulation of stupid people.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-10-2013, 01:26 PM
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redbeardjon wrote
I'm not desperate as if your arguments were too much for me to handle. You exaggerate too much. You are right about one thing. Jesus wasn't what the Jews expected and that's why many of them rejected Him. Of course their rejection of Him was also foretold.
There is nothing that I can see that is a metaphor. I didn't compare it to anything?? They saw it with their own eyes. If you want to talk metaphors, perhaps try the book of Revelations or Daniel.
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He wasnt what the people expected, and they had to square the reality, that a messiah who got strug up before doing anything other than a spot of rabble-rousing.
Why did he die? Isnt he supposed to umm..lead us? What happened.
After a lot of soul searching, the most fanatical of his cultists decided he HADNT died. He had merely gone away to a invisible land for a bit.
" OK Lads, He was supposed to be a mighty hero. A warrior to free them from opression, weild a mighty sword just like he had said he would. The only way that he has been summarily snuffed out was because....hang on...we can do this....YES! I got it! He is actually a GOD!. He needed to die as a sacrifice, y'know, like we butcher goats and drip their blood around? Well hes like the frikking SAME. Like a sacrifice to magically save us, in a physical way"
" Hmm, well Peter...not really feeling it...Anyone anything better? Anyone? OK, we go with that then.....Sold"
" We could drink his blood as wine as well, y'know like Dionassus?, or Eat his Flesh like the Egyptian god eating cults"
"Ahh, what the shaoel, I am out of here...You Guys are utterly stoned"
" Well fuck off then Judas, but dont think we are not writing you out of the story"
"If you can wait 2000 years for Mr Christ, I can wait 19 years for John Frum" High Preist :- Church of John Frum 1952
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