I discovered e by accident

Rocketman the Sequel wrote

you know I was thinking that this was going to be a story about some older guy who stumbled on a rave for the first time and had some delicious little crumpet give him a hit tongue to tongue.

But this works too.

Yeah I figured this was going to be a drug story, but I guess not...

Sorry guys. I know how disappointing it is when you're expecting to laugh and cry along with a lecherous tween-grabbing perv, and then you get hit with turbogeek musings instead.