I must admit,god does exist..how could I refute such undeniable proof? - Page 2

04-25-2006, 05:01 PM

how many times has this been posted?

05-29-2006, 05:24 PM

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RenaissanceMan wrote

The banana's inventor? You mean Jamaican Jean Francois Poujot? Who, in 1836 noticed a mutant strain of banana on his platation that was yellow and sweet without having to be cooked?

He then produced that strain of banana and the rest is history.

curious, where is your resource for that?
found nothing on wikipedia.

05-29-2006, 05:38 PM

Wikipedia is honestly the biggest load of shit sometimes. You cant find anything on there and when you do it been edited by some punk and it makes no sense. DONT quote wikipedia unless it has references and sources at the bottom that prove it correct.

Btw search google its much easier

05-29-2006, 05:40 PM

Wikipedia is written by dumbasses for dumbasses.

DrunkMonkey · 05-29-2006, 09:33 PM

Coatsy · 05-30-2006, 12:12 AM

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DrunkMonkey wrote

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/phewd/cumfort.gif

I evolved from him?

:o

05-30-2006, 12:51 AM

Hahaha Thats Fucking Hilarious!

Coatsy · 05-30-2006, 01:35 AM

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SuX0rZ wrote

Wikipedia is honestly the biggest load of shit sometimes. You cant find anything on there and when you do it been edited by some punk and it makes no sense. DONT quote wikipedia unless it has references and sources at the bottom that prove it correct.

Btw search google its much easier

Yeah, you must be right because choosing a random result from a digital lottery would be so much more reliable than a fact checked, constantly updated, online encyclopedia.

05-30-2006, 01:48 AM

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myst7426 wrote

Wikipedia is written by dumbasses for dumbasses.

I hope you're joking.

(I'm a contributor)

Coatsy · 05-30-2006, 01:50 AM

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skribb wrote

I hope you're joking.

(I'm a contributor)

What on?

05-30-2006, 06:26 AM

Quote:

skribb wrote

Quote:

myst7426 wrote

Wikipedia is written by dumbasses for dumbasses.

I hope you're joking.

(I'm a contributor)

Ahem I'm a contributor too

05-30-2006, 06:43 AM

Ya know, they might be on to something here... the shape of the banana is perfectly suited to pair up with the creases of Kirk's anus.

Just an observation.

05-30-2006, 06:44 AM

So did anyone actually write Kirk with this info?

05-30-2006, 08:17 AM

I sent this email to Kirk's agent, the one listed on his website....

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Email to Kirk Cameron wrote

Kirk -

I just watched the film of you sitting next to some guy who claimed that bananas were "an atheist's worst nightmare".

Man, I haven't laughed like that in a long time. It's good to know that you are still doing comedy since "Growing Pains". Keep it up!

Of course you know that the modern banana that we eat today is a mutant strain of the plantain that was cultivated by Jean Francois Poujo. As a matter of fact, it would be hard to pick a fruit (an herb actually) that was more a result of evolution and man-made intervention. That why your zany-antics made me chuckle so much - Alan Thicke would be sooooo proud!

Boy, to think that there are really people that buy into this garbage! But your satire helped bring this to light, and all of us fellow atheists are so proud of you.

Oh, and here, have a source:
http://homecooking.about.com/library.../aa092500a.htm

Or, put it in google, and have 500 more. But I know you guys would have done this before making that video, which is what makes your comedy so priceless!

Have a nice day!

I'll share any responses I receive.

Professor Chaos · 05-30-2006, 04:16 PM

What he failed to mention is that, if positioned properly, the banana will miraculously fit snugly inside his anus. Which is proof that God exists and thinks he's a tool.