Old 01-29-2015, 12:48 AM   #61
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Gay men fuck women in the ass? I'm not sure at this point that you know what "gay" means.

My mistake. That was unclear. Gay men fuck other men in the ass, not women. This is not pleasing to God.
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Old 01-29-2015, 11:05 PM   #62
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I have a classy wife that everyone is envious of due to her physical beauty.
She is a Christian wife and submits to me and I love her as Christ loves the Church. I get an occasional blow job for free but I'm willing to negotiate sometimes. I'm a weak man when it comes to a blow job.

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Though Driscoll rarely dabbles directly in politics—his followers know implicitly where he stands—his comments about queers and, in particular, women have been a source of ire for many. When Ted Haggard, president of the National Association of
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Evangelicals was caught with meth and a male prostitute, Driscoll pointed the finger at Haggard’s wife: “It is not uncommon to meet pastors’ wives who really let themselves go; they sometimes feel that because their husband is a pastor, he is therefore trapped into fidelity, which gives them cause for laziness.” Outrage on the part of feminists merely stoked Driscoll’s fire.

Another time, he set the blogosphere abuzz by recounting a self-congratulatory story in which he advised a woman in his congregation that she should apologize to her husband for the sin of not “serving” him, and then should get down on her knees and give him a blow job. By Driscoll’s account this excellent advice caused the husband to start attending church.
http://www.salon.com/2014/04/03/chri...avior_partner/


So now we know the origin of your Christian wife abuse...


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Old 01-29-2015, 11:34 PM   #63
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Though Driscoll rarely dabbles directly in politics—his followers know implicitly where he stands—his comments about queers and, in particular, women have been a source of ire for many. When Ted Haggard, president of the National Association of

http://www.salon.com/2014/04/03/chri...avior_partner/


So now we know the origin of your Christian wife abuse...

Bahahahahahahaha! It's not my problem the above noted are fuck ups who are fucked up in the head and hypocrites.

I think both spouses should do what they can to keep their physical beauty and be physically in shape. You owe that to a spouse you love deeply. No guy wants to fuck some overweight nagging hag and no woman I might think wants some guy with a 6 pack and stains on his shirt coming to bed and expecting to get laid.

I'm thinking next time my sweet, gorgeous wife will give me a free blow job I will give her a golf cart.

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Old 01-30-2015, 01:59 PM   #64
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Oh! I donno

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Fat is she?

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Bahahahahahaha! I can only hope I get some road head.

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Old 02-01-2015, 10:03 AM   #68
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Fat is she?

Some fuck is probably desperate enough to fuck some fat ass with stains on his shirt I suppose philosophically speaking.

No, my wife is not fat.

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No such thing as a free lunch, KA, you are right!

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Sweetie, let's try out your new golf cart....


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Some fuck is probably desperate enough to fuck some fat ass with stains on his shirt I suppose philosophically speaking.

No, my wife is not fat.
Do you know what a male 6 pack means?
Using your reverse terminology, that indeed makes your alleged wife a lard arse porker in need of mobility.

FU

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Old 02-01-2015, 06:24 PM   #75
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Sweetie, let's try out your new golf cart....

Looks like someone one of the raving atheists would kidnap as a sex slave for that's the best they could do and she probably wouldn't put up a fight.

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