11-16-2007, 01:18 PM
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#31
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
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Quote:
Irreligious wrote
Oops. I committed the could care less sin. Quick! I need a penance.
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I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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11-16-2007, 01:21 PM
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#32
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I Live Here
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Around the way
Posts: 12,641
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Or some nice mod could take the hit for me, like Jesus allegedly did for humankind.
Chaos, fix me. In post #26. Please.
"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs."
--Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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11-16-2007, 01:38 PM
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#33
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Guest
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thou shalt have two martinis and a slice of pie--go and sin no more.
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11-16-2007, 01:45 PM
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#34
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I Live Here
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Around the way
Posts: 12,641
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Thanks, mod almighty.
"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs."
--Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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11-16-2007, 10:17 PM
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#35
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Guest
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yeah, well...
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11-16-2007, 11:33 PM
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#36
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 836
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Quote:
Professor Chaos wrote
PollyP is not real.
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polyps are very real, I had 2 removed fro my colon last year!
If your calculator adds your inputs 2 and 3 and gets 5, but the real problem you were trying to solve was 2 plus 2, the machine gives the wrong answer for your problem. The machine isn\'t broken and yet it got the wrong answer. It was gullible and believed your lie and behaved accordingly. - Sternwallow
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12-01-2007, 02:09 PM
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#37
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Guest
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Quote:
Stargazer wrote
Arkansas' Constitution of 1874 (Article 19, Section 1) states: "Atheists disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness. No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court."[18]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discrim..._constitutions
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Wow. Guess I won't have to worry about running for governor.
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12-01-2007, 02:11 PM
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#38
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Guest
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Quote:
ninjaxlikewoah__ wrote
Wow. Guess I won't have to worry about running for governor.
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Better, you should consider running for governor, and take action to have this benighted and ridiculous law removed.
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12-01-2007, 02:14 PM
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#39
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Guest
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Quote:
Stargazer wrote
Better, you should consider running for governor, and take action to have this benighted and ridiculous law removed.
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Shoot, I could be the next Hillary Clinton. Only atheist. She's a good woman, you know.
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12-01-2007, 02:16 PM
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#40
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Guest
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Quote:
ninjaxlikewoah__ wrote
Shoot, I could be the next Hillary Clinton. Only atheist. She's a good woman, you know.
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Go for it!
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12-17-2007, 09:46 AM
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#41
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Guest
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Hmm...
God is so wonderful. Giving me another day to live.
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12-17-2007, 09:49 AM
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#42
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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12-17-2007, 09:50 AM
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#43
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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About 30,000 children die every day; that's about one brat every three seconds.
Thank you, God!
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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12-17-2007, 11:14 AM
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#44
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Guest
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God's been good to us. Things we eaisly take for granted...
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12-17-2007, 11:16 AM
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#45
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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