I'm a Fundamentalist Fanatical Christian

I really couldn't think of a better way to title this first post.

I will be honest, I find this site to be one of the most disgusting forums I've ever been to. Having said that, it's a great source of information on atheism. But make no mistake about it, I am dedicated to eradicating atheism.

Not atheists. Not people. I would never hurt anyone, but if I get my way, the supreme court will rule public atheistic speech obscene. If I get my way, the United States will become an official Christian nation with a National Christian Church.

What can I do with my one life? I guess time will tell.

I don't expect palm leaves or anything, but I hope I get to remain in the forum long enough to have some good conversations.
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"Hey, how come the walls are all white tile? Is that a real chrome chainsaw!"
--what the fundamentalist said upon arriving

[ubs]

Gordon, you claim on your website that you have been to this forum before and engaged us. Registering under more than one name is against the rules here.

Also, we've already covered your site in this thread. You're welcome to respond.

Well, at least he's honest.

[Choobus]

A Christstain who is dedicated to erradicating atheism! Let the crusades begin. What a fucking douchewizard. You may be surprised to learn that you can't erradicate something that exists by virtue of reality. All you can do is try to brainwash people so that they don't accept reality (which is of course the theist way) but frankly if you hope to succeed at that you're going to need a better story than your three's up man-god and his night of the living dead.

ubs wrote

Gordon, you claim on your website that you have been to this forum before and engaged us. Registering under more than one name is against the rules here.

Also, we've already covered your site in this thread. You're welcome to respond.

I've visited here before, but I've never registered or posted anything. I mean, don't worry about the rules. I read the rules and near as I can tell, just about every post in here violates one or the other of them, especially the pornographic rule.

Be that as it may, you can ban me at any time. I hardly expect to be allowed in here more than an hour once someone with their finger on the ban button reads my post.

Rules? What are rules to atheists? Just stimulus and response, right?

[calpurnpiso]

Gordon wrote:

"What can I do with my one life? I guess time will tell. "

Well, an advise we mentally healthy aka atheist, can give to a fellow mutated evolved primate is NOT TO WASTE IT, by continue suffering from this delusion inducing psychosis which impedes you from distinguishing between the puerile retarded Christian fairy tales and down to earth realities presented when a brain has CLEAR VISION. I suggest you save yourself from this mental disorder by seeing a neurologist that could hook you up to an MRI, proving to you THOUGHTS are created by the BRAIN and they can be MODIFIED by simply using chemicals or temporal lobes stimulation. This clearly proves your god is a delusion, like all other gods. Remember there are as many gods as the brain can produce. I suggest you study the thousands of religions in the world today. These BELIEFS of GOD are constantly EVOLVING.

In a more practical demonstration proving your god is a delusion and simply IRRELEVANT in our lives here is my JET. Please take it and learn the truth. God doesn't exist.

JESUS EXISTENCE TEST- Drastic #1

Go to a top of a twenty story building bring a Babble start praying and quoting praying and still quoting and praying to the "Lord and Saviour" so he would assist you and save you when you Jumps from the top floor. Pray that "Saviour Jesus" make someone place matresses below, or make some truck driver carrying a load of sponge rubber park it below to soften your fall. This should be very easy for this "invisible lord and saviour friend of yours" since he has the ability to get into people's minds and could suggest life savings techniques to help the needed. He doesn't want everyone to die and go to him does he?

Well, the reality of it all is that "saviour Jesus" will NOT show up since prayers to invisible friends like him, including the other invisible friend, the holy tooth fairy, are never answered. Since he failed to show up or answer prayers you will find yourself splatered on the pavement below, your neurons liberated from the grey matter its atoms being the ONLY ones saved by the fall, they'll go their own way!. This clearly proves invisible friends are delusions, mental aberrations, produced by a neurological disorder. This delusion exists ONLY in brains that are infected by this anomaly. I define it as Christ-psychosis. Jesus is as real as the Tooth Fairy, Donald Duck or Santa Claus..and besides, not matter how much one would praise his "name" and pray to him he will be UNABLE to answer prayer regardless how specific they are for he doesn't exist.

[Choobus]

Don't worry dingus, you won't get banned just for your religious views, nor even for being a total wanker, the rules are pretty lax: but what are rules to a theist? Just utter fear of a petulant sky bastard, right?

So why, exactly, do you find atheism more objectionable than other non-Christian religions? I don't see anything in your original post about eradicating Islam or Judaism or Norse Paganism or whatever the hell else people are willing to believe these days. Did you just think we wouldn't care, or do you have a gripe about atheism that doesn't carry over to the followers of Thor as well?

[calpurnpiso]

Gordon wrote

I've visited here before, but I've never registered or posted anything. I mean, don't worry about the rules. I read the rules and near as I can tell, just about every post in here violates one or the other of them, especially the pornographic rule.

Be that as it may, you can ban me at any time. I hardly expect to be allowed in here more than an hour once someone with their finger on the ban button reads my post.

Rules? What are rules to atheists? Just stimulus and response, right?

Rules to us mentally healthy folks, aka atheists, is to keep our feet planted, unlike you, in the real world.
Would you SHOW us your god is real by taking my JET? or would you show your lack of faith, belief in god, and cowardice by exiting this forum of intelligent educated sane people like other Christ-psychosis infected fools have... with your trembling tail between your legs?

I know reality is hard to grasp by those folks whose defective Genes have made their brains susceptible to this dopamine inducing delusions. Get well soon, a brain along a sane life is an awful thing to waste.

[calpurnpiso]

...hmmm...another Christ-psychotic bites the dust when presented with the REALITY my JET brings! ..It's been nice Gordon, take my JET, come back and visit us soon. Zombie Jesus will save you, trust in Him..

I normally give anyone who claims to be a Christian a lot of leeway. There are lots of gray areas where disagreement can be, and usually is, honest. But your ideas are repugnant and beyond the pale on two levels. They are anti-American and they are ungodly.

I need not dwell on the anti American aspect-- you will have heard the arguments and the people here know them as well.

But your ideas are also ungodly. God created us all in His image. Every single one of us. Our natural reason and all our other gifts come directly from him and are entirely ours to exercise--hopefully for the good. But if God will not compel us to believe, who are you to rule atheist speech out of bounds? The mind boggles! Where is your respect for the inherent dignity of all men? Of our right to the free exercise of our conscience?

You say you don't want to hurt people? Please. If atheist speech is ruled obscene then exercising it must, necessarily, be illegal and, thus, actionable. Do you think arrest, court appearances, fines, imprisonment, etc. are not hurting people?

And, do tell. Whose theological ideas will prevail in this national church of yours? I am a Catholic. I will not allow anyone to impose his idea of Christianity on me. I rather think that Baptists, Pentecostals, Lutherans, the Church of Christ, Presbyterians, et al. feel much the same way. God, himself, will one day settle all our differences. It is not up to you to do so.

Thankfully, you will not get your way. But, I suppose, talking it through might still lead to some interesting conversations.

At least you are right about one thing. This probably is one of the most disgusting, if not the most disgusting, forum on the Web. Oddly, its charm lies therein.

Oh yeah. Ignore Choobus. He is a fine fellow but hopelessly addled when it comes to metaphysics.

[Choobus]

Lily wrote

Oh yeah. Ignore Choobus. He is a fine fellow but hopelessly addled when it comes to metaphysics.

Come now lils, there is a huge difference between being hopelessly addled by something and not taking it at all seriously. To me "metaphysics" is hardly any different from smelling someones farts in the evening and then trying to figure out what they ate that day.

[ubs]

I would love to hear Gordon's responses to CycloneRanger and Lily, but I think he's really here to coax the worst from Choobus and GS so that he can demonstrate our wickedness to his readers.

A shame.

[Choobus]

yes, it will be a real loss if we don't get to hear Gordon "I'm a Fundamentalist Fanatical Christian" explain why atheism should be irradicated. We will all be the poorer for not knowing.

[ubs]

Choobus wrote

yes, it will be a real loss if we don't get to hear Gordon explain why atheism should be irradicated. We will all be the poorer for not knowing.

You could block him if you don't find him entertaining.