12-08-2011, 01:57 AM
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Stop the Holy See men!
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12-08-2011, 05:59 AM
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12-08-2011, 01:12 PM
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Am I the only one who is tempted to gouge my own ear drums out whenever I hear Mariah Carey wailing Christmas carols like some filthy alley cat howling over its explosive diarrhea? The only runners up I can think of offhand for Shittiest Christmas Singer in History would be that little retarded Justin Bieber Pinocchio puppet boy or that honky Michael Bolton doing his Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer impression. What a god-awful noise to be making on Jesus' birthday!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-08-2011, 01:13 PM
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-08-2011, 02:28 PM
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ghoulslime wrote
Am I the only one who is tempted to gouge my own ear drums out whenever I hear Mariah Carey wailing Christmas carols like some filthy alley cat howling over its explosive diarrhea? The only runners up I can think of offhand for Shittiest Christmas Singer in History would be that little retarded Justin Bieber Pinocchio puppet boy or that honky Michael Bolton doing his Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer impression. What a god-awful noise to be making on Jesus' birthday!
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Oh, that's just the tip of a very huge iceberg of ear-bleeding, finger nail scraping collection of 'festive' crap. Since 1973, Slade has been belting out the same 'Merry Christmas' bollocks that (as Choobus once noted) has accounted for 90% of seasonal suicides. Try listening to Cliff Richard bleating the nauseating shite 'Mistletoe & Whine' without reaching for a very sharp wrist slitting implement - fuck it's bad.
The only meaningful verse-de-noel that reached my blackened satanic heart was courtesy of Mr Sharp-Fang McGowan:
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
Ah, now that's pooetry!
Stop the Holy See men!
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12-08-2011, 02:38 PM
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Personally, I find Christina Aguilera more irritating. Doesn't matter what she sings.
"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs."
--Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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12-08-2011, 06:36 PM
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ghoulslime wrote
Am I the only one who is tempted to gouge my own ear drums out whenever I hear Mariah Carey wailing Christmas carols like some filthy alley cat howling over its explosive diarrhea? The only runners up I can think of offhand for Shittiest Christmas Singer in History would be that little retarded Justin Bieber Pinocchio puppet boy or that honky Michael Bolton doing his Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer impression. What a god-awful noise to be making on Jesus' birthday!
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Damn right, bring back Gene Autry and Burl Ives!!
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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12-08-2011, 07:28 PM
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#218
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He who walks among the theists
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Whenever people start talking about Christmas songs, it reminds me of Mr. Garrison's sweet little holiday wishes.
If you want to see the actual movie footage, you have to go the link I posted.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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12-08-2011, 08:29 PM
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Oh, Little Town of Nekhen!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-08-2011, 10:13 PM
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-09-2011, 09:59 AM
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Sternwallow wrote
Damn right, bring back Gene Autry and Burl Ives!!
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Totally! And Bing Crosby, Perry Como, Nat King Cole!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-09-2011, 10:01 AM
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Irreligious wrote
Personally, I find Christina Aguilera more irritating. Doesn't matter what she sings.
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If Christina Aguilera has any part in Christmas, it should be as a Christmas tree ornament - one that doesn't even jingle.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-09-2011, 10:03 AM
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Smellyoldgit wrote
Oh, that's just the tip of a very huge iceberg of ear-bleeding, finger nail scraping collection of 'festive' crap. Since 1973, Slade has been belting out the same 'Merry Christmas' bollocks that (as Choobus once noted) has accounted for 90% of seasonal suicides. Try listening to Cliff Richard bleating the nauseating shite 'Mistletoe & Whine' without reaching for a very sharp wrist slitting implement - fuck it's bad.
The only meaningful verse-de-noel that reached my blackened satanic heart was courtesy of Mr Sharp-Fang McGowan:
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
Ah, now that's pooetry!
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It's the true spirit of Christmas for sure!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-09-2011, 10:04 AM
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#224
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I Live Here
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-09-2011, 10:39 AM
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ghoulslime wrote
Totally! And Bing Crosby, Perry Como, Nat King Cole!
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Leslie Uggams, Snooky Lansen, Giselle McKenzie, Mitch Miller, Robert Shaw Chorale, Dinah Shore!
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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