Old 05-20-2009, 09:47 PM   #1
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Long time lurker...but xans' comments made me want to join. I live for blasphemy, steal everything I can, and force every woman I've slept with to get several abortions. I'm an atheist, and ANY credible theist should be able to tear my values to pieces, but my faith tells me they'll fail.
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Old 05-21-2009, 12:01 AM   #2
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Greetings ex-lurker.
Abort, blaspheme and steal with impunity!

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 05-21-2009, 03:42 AM   #3
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Welcome, but understand that "he who steals my good name steals trash".


"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:51 AM   #4
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hola back at ya, stavinggrace.

and welcome to our humble forum!

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:54 AM   #5
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Welcome to Fantasy Island the forum.

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Old 05-21-2009, 08:07 AM   #6
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Hola, stavinggrace. Yeah I hear ya, bud. As an atheist, of course it's impossible for me to understand the concept of personal morality and right behavior.

For example, as a godless heathen, I only wish I were female so I could have abortion, after abortion, after abortion, just for shear joy of it!
Damn my Y chromosomes!!

Atheism is a strictly non-prophet organization. - Carlin
And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
Victims had rights, trials, etc."
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:54 PM   #7
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Hola, stavinggrace. Yeah I hear ya, bud. As an atheist, of course it's impossible for me to understand the concept of personal morality and right behavior.

For example, as a godless heathen, I only wish I were female so I could have abortion, after abortion, after abortion, just for shear joy of it!
Damn my Y chromosomes!!
So funny Captain!

But I have to admit, Staving, that beating the crap out of snax was very cathartic for me. You should check out the thread w/ Missionary...priceless stuff there. I nearly choked myself to death laughing, which was surely god's attempt to punish me. God isn't omnipotent, though, since I am still here.
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:12 PM   #8
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Hola, stavinggrace. Yeah I hear ya, bud. As an atheist, of course it's impossible for me to understand the concept of personal morality and right behavior.

For example, as a godless heathen, I only wish I were female so I could have abortion, after abortion, after abortion, just for shear joy of it!
Damn my Y chromosomes!!
I don't even go to the ATM for payment until they sign an agreement saying they'll go through with it. (With an addendum that I get custody of the cuisine that comes out)
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