04-06-2006, 09:12 PM
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has anyone seen those "join the navy" ads? They call joining a "life accelerator". Is it just me, or does that sound like a euphamism for getting killed? They need a new PR guy I think.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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04-06-2006, 09:36 PM
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ROLF rapier wit choobs
"We are a way for the Cosmos to know itself."
Carl Sagan
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04-07-2006, 12:59 PM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
has anyone seen those "join the navy" ads? They call joining a "life accelerator". Is it just me, or does that sound like a euphamism for getting killed? They need a new PR guy I think.
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:lol:
Never thought of it like that, but it sure does. LMFAO!
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04-07-2006, 01:04 PM
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Quote:
CavKiller37 wrote
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Choobus wrote
has anyone seen those "join the navy" ads? They call joining a "life accelerator". Is it just me, or does that sound like a euphamism for getting killed? They need a new PR guy I think.
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:lol:
Never thought of it like that, but it sure does. LMFAO!
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Edit: Do'h! This is what happens when you try to steal bandwidth. Weird that when you preview you get the right pic, which is here: http://www.uloc.de/screenshots/c/cab...n_eht_nioj.jpg
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04-07-2006, 01:22 PM
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Quote:
Jake wrote
mom pays tribute with hummer
I'm positive that's illegal in most states! :O
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Well, so is "Boy pays tithing with hummer" but you don't hear the parishoners complaining.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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04-07-2006, 02:20 PM
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
Quote:
CavKiller37 wrote
Quote:
Choobus wrote
has anyone seen those "join the navy" ads? They call joining a "life accelerator". Is it just me, or does that sound like a euphamism for getting killed? They need a new PR guy I think.
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:lol:
Never thought of it like that, but it sure does. LMFAO!
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http://www.uloc.de/screenshots/c/cab...n_eht_nioj.jpg
Edit: Do'h! This is what happens when you try to steal bandwidth. Weird that when you preview you get the right pic, which is here: http://www.uloc.de/screenshots/c/cab...n_eht_nioj.jpg
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I don't get it? Al I see is hitler youth bart
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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04-07-2006, 02:42 PM
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Organ Donator
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Choobus wrote
I don't get it? Al I see is hitler youth bart
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Go figure. It's supposed to be three chicks belly-dancing, singing "Yvan eht nioJ." I can see it from these links, but when I refresh I get Brownshirt Bart too.
Google (images) this: 'Yvan eht nioJ' -- and it should be the 8th pic in the lineup. (It's from the 'New Kids on the Blecch' episode)
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04-07-2006, 03:57 PM
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Ha Ha! Choobus has achieved glory thanks to the internets. Check this out, then cry tears of jealousy mother fuckers!
GLOBAL AFRO -ASIA SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY
AN AFFILIATE OF FOUNDMONEY INTERNATIONAL
Hochstr.76a - 56112 Lahnstein - Germany
WINNING NOTIFICATION.
We happily announce to you the draw of the Global Afro Asia Sweepstake
Lottery International programs held on the March 2006 in GERMANY .
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: T/M/K610065-3EC812 which
subsequently won you the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have are therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
$50,000.00 (Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) in cheque.
This is from a total cash prize of US$40,000,000.00 Dollars, shared
amongst the winners.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Africa
booklet representative in Abuja Nigeria as indicated in your play
coupon, In view of this, your US$50,000.00 (Fifty Thousand United
States Dollars) cheque would be released to you by our fiduciary
agent in Abuja Nigeria.
Our Fiduciary agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your cheque as soon as you contact him.
All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites and
guest books through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 individuals and companies.
This promotion takes place annually and it is sponsored by Sultan of
Brunei, Bill Gates of Microsoft and his associates to encourage the use
of internet and computers world wide.
Don't bother sending me any begging letters. I'm keeping all the loot for myself, because I deserve every penny
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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04-07-2006, 04:52 PM
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:lol::lol: Give me your address, and I will send you a penny, which is more than these clowns are really going to send.
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04-07-2006, 06:32 PM
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Quote:
logarithm wrote
:lol::lol: Give me your address, and I will send you a penny, which is more than these clowns are really going to send.
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whatchoo talkin 'bout willis?
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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04-08-2006, 03:48 AM
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:lol::lol: What I mean is, just wait for them to follow up with a request for, say, $1000 US to facilitate the removal of the prize money from their country. This looks like the Nigerian hoax
http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/hoaxes/nigerian.html in another wrapper. And, if you did really win 50 large, I am happy for you. You could puff the best blond lebanese through 200-year old scotch with that kind of dough!
That's pretty cool. It takes me 4 months to earn that much money!
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04-08-2006, 03:11 PM
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Are you implying that I have not won any money? That this is some sort of scam? That is a damnable lie sir.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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04-08-2006, 07:04 PM
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It has to be true because it was on the internet. And its illegal to lie on the internet so therefore nobody does it. So of course its legit.
By the way, Choobus, I'm not sucking up to try to get to your winnings or anything, but has your avatar been losing weight? It looks fantastic :D
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04-08-2006, 07:06 PM
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Quote:
antix wrote
It has to be true because it was on the internet. And its illegal to lie on the internet so therefore nobody does it. So of course its legit.
By the way, Choobus, I'm not sucking up to try to get to your winnings or anything, but has your avatar been losing weight? It looks fantastic :D
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
sorry, but I am keeping all the money, which I have definately won, for sure. I plan to get my own hummer (a ridiculous vehicle I mean) and put a giant cock on the roof to show my solidarity with the president.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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04-08-2006, 10:21 PM
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There's nothing better in life than winning a lottery that you didn't even enter. This gives me hope that I might win PowerBall even though I would never buy a ticket. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
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