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7) Keeps a tally of how many times Chooby says the word "cunt".
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6) writes jingles for TV ads
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I meant to say that one can say nothing following a sneeze, but I didn't want to type the word "nothing" because that wouldn't have made sense, so i was attempting to be creative. But I do know there's an antidepressant that in a few lucky people causes orgasms when they yawn. I'm trying to buy some online from Canada and then go read theist forums. 5) (which is actually 4 in this list) Sits in his reclining chair in his trailer watching Oprah reruns, scratching his syphilitic ass, picking his nose and drinking Pabst. |
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4) hangs out in Airports wearing bed sheets.
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11-16-2005, 03:25 PM
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3) He has sex with the new dead babes who go to heaven.
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Ah, shht... That's right, that's Santa... To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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11-16-2005, 06:23 PM
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2) devises ever more elaborate things to plant in nature to fool unbelievers into thinking that he doesn't exist
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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And the number one thing God Almighty does all day:
Spreads His seed throughout the universe. Top Ten Worst Names for a Church #10. Our Lady of Perpetual Whining ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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11-17-2005, 06:33 PM
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#9 The Brainwashers Guild... I mean... er... uh... The... uh.. Church of Jesus.... Yeah that's it...
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11-17-2005, 06:54 PM
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8): Church of The United Midgets
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11-17-2005, 07:11 PM
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7) Church of the Immaculate Deception
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6) United Tax-Free Bank of Jeezus
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5) The holy church of Choobus and the latter day village people
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