Shitlord Of The Week

[Victus]

Tenspace wrote

It's called a shart, as in "Francis just sharted in his pants."

Or, "Francis' mother sharted, and he was born" ?

I agree the title should be gender neutral. How about "Shitarch?" One who rules by shit.

[Tenspace]

Shitlord just has such a nice ring to it. It could be applied to both genders... of course, shitstain is equally gender neutral.

Much as I despise Lily and her self-professed massive intellectual penis, she had a point in the comments. Surely this should be open to everyone here?

[Choobus]

Bollocks. I don't know what comment of Lily's you are on about but these are the rules:

It's Shitlord (male or female) and it's staying Shitlord

Only a theist can qualify as a true Shitlord. Just as a Sithlord must completely give in to hate in order to achieve power, so too must a Shitlord give up logic and reason for faith in order to achieve true blindness.



If you want to add a sub-category (assclown of the week?) for atheist or general douchebaggery go ahead, but the Purity of the Shitlords must be maintained.

[Choobus]

Gathercole wrote

I agree the title should be gender neutral. How about "Shitarch?" One who rules by shit.

But Shitlords do not rule anything. They are master of one thing only: shit. Even then, it's not entirely clear if they rule the shit or vice versa.

I guess she was taking it way too seriously, then. But what did I expect? Converting to christianity involves amputating your sense of humour, after all.

[Choobus]

what are you referring to?

That bit in the comments where she was on about the criteria for earning this prestigious award. That the only possible winners were theists. Maybe it was Treborn, actually. Or maybe I just made it up, as I afforded one of Lucy's posts the honour of a quick skim-read (I normally don't bother at all, as it usually proves to be a total waste of time).

Facehammer wrote

That bit in the comments where she was on about the criteria for earning this prestigious award. That the only possible winners were theists. Maybe it was Treborn, actually. Or maybe I just made it up, as I afforded one of Lucy's posts the honour of a quick skim-read (I normally don't bother at all, as it usually proves to be a total waste of time).

It was Treborn.

Ah. Now it makes perfect sense. Seeing as he has a case of chronic unfunny.

Choobus wrote

Good point. I say we just make Shitlord non-gender specific.

What are the other characteristics of a shitlord?

well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage? Well, this process is analogous to the method by which a shitlord speaks, only they cannot realise this and consequently spend their lives dripping with shit.

Choobus. I want you to know my interpretation of what you look like.

[Choobus]

I pity the shitlord who vexes tenspace.

Amen

[anthonyjfuchs]

What's Francis's reign? June 9th to 16th?

Can I also nominate him for Shitgoblin of the Month for May? He showed up on May 4th, and commenced apocalyptic turdation unlike I've seen since the days of Carico.

I nominate Chris for retroactive abortion. He used PWNED outside of a game, and in a non-ironic manner.

*Simmers with rage*

And to top it off, he did it while sucking Lily off.