Okay. Since usually with spammers like this, the next step is you coming back on to see how many of us have sprayed you with our praise only to be bitterly dissappointed that we're not treating you like some kind of hero of the internet being so kind as to introduce us to this product that will change our lives.
Then you'll complain about how you were "just trying to contribute by introducing you to this product I thought you might like", we'll try to explain why that's bullshit, and then you'll do what you always intended to do and move on, never, ever contributing anything to this forum ever again.
So let's jump that first step and try to explain to you off the bat why you're an asshole.
1) It's your first post, and instead of introducing yourself, or contributing to a discussion with it, you make a thread to tell us about YOUR "cool new product".
2)
You did the same thing on at least one other website, probably more.
3) You clearly, then, went to google (or possibly Bing, since you
are an asshole after all), typed in "atheist forums", and then off on your little advertising spree.
4) That means you're not here as a person, you're here as an advertisement. You couldn't give two halfs of a fuck about us. We're not people to you - with ideas, interests, whatever - we're potential customers.
5) You're spruiking a shitty product, anyway. Seriously? Atheist memes? Are you going to do every one of them yourself? Or are you just going to rip shit off
reddit? And if I want to see atheist memes, why would I download an app that gives me one per day, when there are ridiculous amounts of websites that will give me as many as I can handle at one time?
6) You're probably reading this feeling like we're the bad guys here, getting ready to type in your "oh, I was just trying to do something nice for you" response. Don't bother. Just slink away.
You're not the first spammer we've had here,
you won't be the last,
and it never, ever changes.
Bye now.