Dear godless heathens: I did an iPhone app

[eggenheimer]

Hello all,

I hope you don't mind me posting this here. I built a free iPhone app called Atheism Memes and I thought that some of you might appreciate it.

It's quite simple: every day it's updated with new memes from around the web. You can grab it here:

http://i.qkme.me/3pe5cj.jpg

Enjoy!

[psychodiva]

or not

[dogpet]

eggenheimer wrote

Hello all,

I hope you don't mind me posting this here. I built a free iPhone app called Atheism Memes and I thought that some of you might appreciate it.

It's quite simple: every day it's updated with new memes from around the web. You can grab it here:

Enjoy!

a) no-one here who is not a cunt would admit to using an i phone.

b) you are a cunt.

[Michael]

Okay. Since usually with spammers like this, the next step is you coming back on to see how many of us have sprayed you with our praise only to be bitterly dissappointed that we're not treating you like some kind of hero of the internet being so kind as to introduce us to this product that will change our lives.

Then you'll complain about how you were "just trying to contribute by introducing you to this product I thought you might like", we'll try to explain why that's bullshit, and then you'll do what you always intended to do and move on, never, ever contributing anything to this forum ever again.

So let's jump that first step and try to explain to you off the bat why you're an asshole.


1) It's your first post, and instead of introducing yourself, or contributing to a discussion with it, you make a thread to tell us about YOUR "cool new product".

2) You did the same thing on at least one other website, probably more.

3) You clearly, then, went to google (or possibly Bing, since you are an asshole after all), typed in "atheist forums", and then off on your little advertising spree.

4) That means you're not here as a person, you're here as an advertisement. You couldn't give two halfs of a fuck about us. We're not people to you - with ideas, interests, whatever - we're potential customers.

5) You're spruiking a shitty product, anyway. Seriously? Atheist memes? Are you going to do every one of them yourself? Or are you just going to rip shit off reddit? And if I want to see atheist memes, why would I download an app that gives me one per day, when there are ridiculous amounts of websites that will give me as many as I can handle at one time?

6) You're probably reading this feeling like we're the bad guys here, getting ready to type in your "oh, I was just trying to do something nice for you" response. Don't bother. Just slink away. You're not the first spammer we've had here, you won't be the last, and it never, ever changes.


Bye now.

[eggenheimer]

You nailed it.

My favourite thing about your reply is that in all likelihood it took longer for you to type it than it did for me to spam multiple atheism forums.

[Michael]

eggenheimer wrote

You nailed it.

My favourite thing about your reply is that in all likelihood it took longer for you to type it than it did for me to spam multiple atheism forums.

Probably, but ranting is fun.

Plus, you felt the need to come back and try to get the last word, so obviously it got to you. I like knowing I got under your skin.


All in all, worth the time.

[Smellyoldgit]

I wonder if the cunt even noticed his link had been de-spammed.

[Node18]

smelliest mod ever

[Semper Idem]

Smellyoldgit wrote

I wonder if the cunt even noticed his link had been de-spammed.

I didn't bother clicking the link until I saw your response. Well played.

With mods like you, I think I'm gonna love this board.

[Smellyoldgit]

Well thank you, I do try to be at least a semi-entertaining arse-hole!

[eggenheimer]

Enjoy your neckbeards folks.

[Davin]

I didn't get mine. When do we get these neckbeards?

[dannyen]

This thread would have been fun had he continued replying

[Davin]

The fun ones rarely ever keep replying, but the tedious ones tend to go on for months.

[dannyen]

Lol i have to agree with you on that one mate