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still unsmited
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09-22-2006, 05:02 PM
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still unsmited
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09-22-2006, 05:03 PM
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That lily is too pretty for your throne room, Choobus.
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09-22-2006, 05:06 PM
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still unsmited
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sceptical???
I thought you were an English major or something. drrrrrr!!!! |
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09-22-2006, 05:08 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Are you talking to me? :sick: I must be hallucinating. "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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09-22-2006, 09:00 PM
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09-23-2006, 01:04 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
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In a last-minute spectacular find, I hereby nominate L. Brent Bozell, president of the "Parent's Television Council" as Shitlord XIV, Bearer of the Shitstained Cucumber for his ability to take a pot of shit and stir it so ferociously that it spattered far and wide. Yes, droplets of Bozell's particularly fetid feces falls freely on our forum.
Bozell doesn't like it that NBC took God away from the Veggie Tales, a show where Larry the Cucumber bestows his sativian knowledge on little children, interspersed with reminders of how much God Loves Little Children. If my fellow Shitlord Council members agree, we can coronate L. Brent Bozell postfecally. It's in the rules. Here is an image of His Holy Shitlordness:  He lives in an interlaced world missing one of its fields, apparently. "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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09-23-2006, 06:55 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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Hear, hear! Crown that dadwanker before the tiara hardens.
( sativian ? ) Larry the Cucumber's binomial is, "Cucumis Sativus", leaving me to ponder his sativian logic. :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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09-23-2006, 10:41 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
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somewhat irregular, but let it be so:
L. Brent Bozell, president of the "Parent's Television Council" is Shitlord XIV, Bearer of the Shitstained Cucumber You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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09-23-2006, 11:45 PM
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I Live Here
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Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
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Sorry, dude... hope my answer still came across. "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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09-24-2006, 04:40 AM
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09-28-2006, 08:23 PM
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I nominate Frank Walton for this weaks Shitlord. Not the "fake" Frank Walton. But the Frank Walton posting under the name "atheismsucks" He believes all atheists fall into 1 nice neat category and are all the same, he believes genocide is OK as long as you have gawds permission. He believes that no athiest can possibly adhere to any moral philosophy accept that which he decides we all have. And he is basically your average everyday deuche-bag trying to concince everyone to worship the living dead because he can't comprehend anyone NOT worshipping the living dead. Read all about him here
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09-28-2006, 08:24 PM
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
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Seconded. I'm kind of surprised it took this long to get him nominated.
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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09-28-2006, 09:33 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
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Yup..I'll third it....Atheismsucks will make a great Shitlord.
Here is his badge of status. May he wear it with honor if he is crowned on Friday.  Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus. |
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09-29-2006, 08:41 AM
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Hey, I can't find the old masturbation thread. Has this passed it yet?
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