there's a lot of shit forum members around

Waddlie · 02-27-2008, 03:20 PM

http://ravingatheists.com/forum/member.php?u=2867

nkb · 02-27-2008, 03:24 PM

Come on, Waddlie!

Would you have known that you can't implicitly trust anything, just because it says it's scientific, without his help?

02-27-2008, 06:27 PM

That was just one member. You're doing it wrong.

Choobus · 02-27-2008, 06:47 PM

We used to have the best cunts around here. Cap'n Awesome and Ghoulslime are total cunts, and I love them both. They are the best kind of cunt: while I may not agree with them on many things they have the intellect to make me see that there is some validity to the things they say that I don't agree with, and they are both fucking hilarious. The cunts we have now (pussy, polly, Vlad and the like) are simply floaters with the intellectual capacity of an unoccupied glory hole, and their ability to convince anyone that they are not simply vacuous cretins of the tarded variety is essentially absent.

ghoulslime · 02-27-2008, 06:50 PM

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Choobus wrote

We used to have the best cunts around here. Cap'n Awesome and Ghoulslime are total cunts, and I love them both. They are the best kind of cunt: while I may not agree with them on many things they have the intellect to make me see that there is some validity to the things they say that I don't agree with, and they are both fucking hilarious. The cunts we have now (pussy, polly, Vlad and the like) are simply floaters with the intellectual capacity of an unoccupied glory hole, and their ability to convince anyone that they are not simply vacuous cretins of the tarded variety is essentially absent.

You DON'T disagree with my belief in leprechuans, do you?

Choobus · 02-27-2008, 06:51 PM

I"m not insane. Of course I don't not agree with you about that

JU Mike · 02-27-2008, 09:04 PM

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Choobus wrote

I"m not insane. Of course I don't not agree with you about that

Wait a minute, what the hell are you talking about? Are you seriously saying that there are no such things as leprechuans??? So... I just wasted all those years searching for a pot of gold that doesn't even fucking exist??!!!

God dammit, why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things? What's the next they're gonna do, tell me that I've wasted my life planning a trip to the moon so I can eat the green cheese it's made of?

02-27-2008, 09:08 PM

'I don't not agree'

or... 'I agree?'

Maybe you don't not not not agree?

Eva · 02-27-2008, 09:29 PM

i agree ghoulslime believes in leprechaums.
maybe.

02-28-2008, 05:31 AM

Oh, leprechauns are still abroad on the streets of Dublin, but these days they're indistinguishable from midgets. They've had a rough couple of decades, and the world has ground them into dark, bitter shadows of their old selves. If you catch one and ask him for a pot of gold today, he'll tell you to fuck off, then headbut you in the balls.

After centuries of sectarian conflict and ill-feeling in their green and beautiful land, they ended up exhausting their pots o' gold on terrorist bombing campaigns and those massive IRA weapons caches you used to hear about. Seriously, do you have any idea how many rainbows they needed to find the ends of just to finance the smuggling of ex-Soviet rocket launchers and heavy machine guns? The fact is that these weapons were barely ever used, if at all - which is a dreadful irony, as they were exactly what they needed to defend themselves against periodic culling by the SAS and British Army.

Further, their tragic losses could not be replaced by a new generation of leprechauns, due to their unusual breeding habits: whether or not female leprechauns exist (which is still debated endlessly in pubs across the land), all leprechauns look and act outwardly male. This means that any attempt at seduction between leprechauns is seen as "gay," and due to all leprechauns' fiercely Catholic upbringing, is immediately and unthinkingly met with a smashed guinness pint glass to the face.

Nowadays, with the decline of their race still weighing heavy on their hearts, and the cause they supported lying largely abandoned by all but the baldest and twitchiest of former convicts, they live out their lives in the only modern community where they can find a measure of understanding of their pain, as well as women who aren't real men: that of "little people."

And now you know.

Philboid Studge · 02-28-2008, 07:44 AM

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Choobus wrote

We used to have the best cunts around here. Cap'n Awesome and Ghoulslime are total cunts, and I love them both. They are the best kind of cunt: while I may not agree with them on many things they have the intellect to make me see that there is some validity to the things they say that I don't agree with, and they are both fucking hilarious.

I'm reminded of this sentiment with William Buckley now safely dead. I didn't agree with two ideas that came out of his big fat head but he was usually a good read and never failed to challenge my own assumptions. The old bastard said -- over fifty years ago -- "I believe that the duel between Christianity and atheism is the most important in the world. I further believe that that the struggle between individualism and collectivism is the same struggle reproduced on another level."

Ironic that modern merkin conservatism would become so identified with Christ Gobbling.

He called Gore Vidal a queer on national teevee; that was pretty cool too.

Ghoulslime is only a cunt because you are what you eat.

Choobus · 02-28-2008, 08:31 AM

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JU Mike wrote

Wait a minute, what the hell are you talking about? Are you seriously saying that there are no such things as leprechuans??? So... I just wasted all those years searching for a pot of gold that doesn't even fucking exist??!!!

God dammit, why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things? What's the next they're gonna do, tell me that I've wasted my life planning a trip to the moon so I can eat the green cheese it's made of?

double negative