who jacks off the most?

[Choobus]

Striver wrote

Just because you're a Turkish immigant doesn't you're not racist. The fact that you think there's something wrong with being brown (like 80% of the world) does.

read the post dumkopf, I did not at any time say there was anything wrong with being brown. you made that assumption, so once again suggest that you are the racist here, not me.

[ProveIt]

Switch25 wrote

LOL, I just noticed that. :lol:

Up to 1100 today... and only 54 posts... lots of curious people out there. Either that or they are intrigued by the brown toast vrs white bread debate we have goin on here... ;) Again... what the hell did I miss? How did this begin? I'm not going to re-read again... I don't get it, nor do I much care. :P

[ghoulslime]

Striver wrote

I don't believe this. There's no way he'd be getting any pleasure from it after the first 2 or 3 times or so

Dude, I usually come between 5 - 10 times when I screw, and I am 44 years old. It sounds like you need to go see a doctor about erectile disfunction.

ghoulslime wrote

[Dude, I usually come between 5 - 10 times when I screw, and I am 44 years old. It sounds like you need to go see a doctor about erectile disfunction.

How long does that take you? I find that each successive effort takes longer to achieve than the previous one. 10 times would probably take me about half a day or more! Don't you get friction burns on your cock?

Back on the topic of beating off, a friend of mine named Frazer ( an atheist, although he went to a catholic school) claimed to have spanked off 14 times in one porn-watching marathon back when he was seventeen. I'm sure the intervening years have refined his technique and he could probably drown Tommy Pedro in a veritable sea of cock sauce.

[ghoulslime]

Fryan wrote

How long does that take you? I find that each successive effort takes longer to achieve than the previous one. 10 times would probably take me about half a day or more! Don't you get friction burns on your cock?

Back on the topic of beating off, a friend of mine named Frazer ( an atheist, although he went to a catholic school) claimed to have spanked off 14 times in one porn-watching marathon back when he was seventeen. I'm sure the intervening years have refined his technique and he could probably drown Tommy Pedro in a veritable sea of cock sauce.

I usually pound for 2 or 3 hours. :D



I knew a chronic masturbator in high school named Corey Backster; this little bucktoothed weasel that jacked his meat from morning until night. He even did it in school, IN CLASS!!! He had to go to the doctor about it. I remember once at scout camp, he beat his meat so much that he irritated his urethra until he was bleeding out of his dick. He came crying to the other boys, because he didn’t want the adults to find out. We ended up taking a tube of first aid cream, which had benzocaine or some other topical anesthetic, and stuck it in the hole of his dick and squirted it in. It worked. I think the guy was back to jacking it the next day.

I would have put my money on that guy in any masturbation contest.

[ProveIt]

http://poetryring.com/ghoulslime/ghoulslime.html
I have just been lost in your link (and further links). Thank you.

[ghoulslime]

ProveIt wrote

http://poetryring.com/ghoulslime/ghoulslime.html
I have just been lost in your link (and further links). Thank you.

:D

[ProveIt]

I would do this myself if I had any clue how... can someone post a new thread? the chat is up and running and we are (I am...) very lonely in here.

[ghoulslime]

ProveIt wrote

I would do this myself if I had any clue how... can someone post a new thread? the chat is up and running and we are (I am...) very lonely in here.

Don't be lonely. To post a new thread, go to the main page / forum / choose a category, general discussion, atheist vs theist, etc / then in the upper right you will see a POST NEW TOPIC link / push the button pull the chain! Don't be lonely. We love you.

[ProveIt]

ghoulslime wrote

Don't be lonely. To post a new thread, go to the main page / forum / choose a catagegory, general discussion, atheist vs theist, etc / then in the upper right you will see a POST NEW TOPIC link / push the button pull the chain! Don't be lonely. We love you.

Thank goodness someone does... That damn Jesus stopped a long time ago... ;)

[Philboid Studge]

I never thought I'd be contributing to this thread, but here we are.

ghoulslime wrote

I usually pound for 2 or 3 hours. :D

I knew a chronic masturbator in high school named Corey Backster; this little bucktoothed weasel that jacked his meat from morning until night. He even did it in school, IN CLASS!!! He had to go to the doctor about it. I remember once at scout camp, he beat his meat so much that he irritated his urethra until he was bleeding out of his dick. He came crying to the other boys, because he didn’t want the adults to find out. We ended up taking a tube of first aid cream, which had benzocaine or some other topical anesthetic, and stuck it in the hole of his dick and squirted it in. It worked. I think the guy was back to jacking it the next day.

Now, there are some extraordinary claims for which I do not want extraordinary evidence!:lol:

calpurnpiso wrote

This is so true. I think the reason being that on May 31, 1453 the amazing Mehmed Celebi (Mehmed II, el Fatih-the Conqueror) a very bright moral Muslim leader entered that bastion of Christ-psychosis Constantinople, ending 1123 years of Christian inmoral and intellectual stagnation on that eastern capital of Christendom. Constantinus XI, was killed defending the city. From that day onwards Mulsim Turcs started to invade Christianity infected Europe and settle in some countries...after Soliman the magnificent, many Turks had grown roots in Europe the Balkans particularly.....AHHH, can we say Kosova, ethnic cleansing Christ-psychotic Serbia and Milosovic? After all, we must not forget that German speaking countries of the Crusades under the Holy Roman Emperors were heavely infected with Christ-psychosis, which made them anti heretics, anti muslim, anti jew and anti Greek Orthodox ( those in Constantinopolis).

Turks are victims of racism in Europe due this continent being infected with Christianity. The reason 6 million "Christ Killer" aka jews, were killed by Christianity infected Hitler...:)

What do you mean, Christianity infected Hitler? Hitler worshipped nothing higher than himself (which isn't unusual) and demanded others to worship none but him.

Also, after reading a few of your other manic posts I've started to wonder, are you suggesting that Christianity is somehow "lower" than the other religions? Are you actually elevating Islam above Christianity? But for the prior existence of Christianity and Islam, you'd have the award for "Most Ridiculous Idea".

I certainly agree that theology is consensual delusion, but... it's as if you think there are characteristics that distinguish one theology from another. Clearly, all theistic ideologies are undeniably indistinguishable and comically arbitrary.

Comparing Christianity to Islam is like comparing the PGA to the LPGA. They're both fucking GOLF. Any differences between the two only matter to golfers.

In fact, I don't think theology is the disease. Your dramedy displays evidence you have the disease too. Any of us may have the disease. Theology, it turns out is just a symptom and a form of self-medication (something like alcohol and alcoholism). Maybe yoursymptom AND drug of choice is indulgent, tail-chasing god-bashing (note: I may be calling you out, but I didn't say I don't understand - BELIEVE ME).

But... dude... have some principles. Giving quarter to Islam for the sake of bashing Christianity is like making pals with Stalin because his mustache is less stupid looking than Hitler’s.

[Philboid Studge]

I'm not sure. It must be some unholy marriage of LOL and 'masturbate.'

Ssssshhhh. Saint doesn't mix sex with laughing.