09-08-2005, 08:31 PM
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I really don't like circumcised...no no no
..oh and to answer the question: swallow
well, I've really only done anything sexual with one person (who I'm still with) so it might depend on the person...I would say uncircumcised is 'prettier'.
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09-08-2005, 08:34 PM
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#92
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
VIRGINITY LOST:
14 years old to a woman I mowed laws for. I mowed her lawn and then I plowed her field. :D
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That is a great story...but she is the one that should have been in jail! Maybe your Mom found out and that's why she disappeared.
:lol:
GS was jail bait...Awesome!
I was 13, but it was with another 13 year old virgin...as awkward and comical as you can imagine. On the way home I sat behind the bus driver so I could see myself in the mirror. I wanted to see if I looked more like a woman. I was pretty sure I did.
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09-08-2005, 08:42 PM
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#93
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I Live Here
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Quote:
Jennifer wrote
Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
VIRGINITY LOST:
14 years old to a woman I mowed laws for. I mowed her lawn and then I plowed her field. :D
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That is a great story...but she is the one that should have been in jail! Maybe your Mom found out and that's why she disappeared.
:lol:
GS was jail bait...Awesome!
I was 13, but it was with another 13 year old virgin...as awkward and comical as you can imagine. On the way home I sat behind the bus driver so I could see myself in the mirror. I wanted to see if I looked more like a woman. I was pretty sure I did.
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:lol:
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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09-08-2005, 09:24 PM
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#94
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northeast
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Holy Jesus, mother of lies!
You've made Ghoulslime break out into a cold sweat. I had to go have my second shower for the evening. :o
Please say you are taking a trip to Los Angeles in the near future! :o:o:o:o
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I would not make up such a thing... I do have friends out that way... But I don't expect to be out there again for quite some time...
To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it.
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09-09-2005, 07:33 AM
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#95
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Saint! You need a do over.
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09-09-2005, 08:34 AM
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#96
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St. Teabag wrote
my lost virginity story is not good at all. 16 years old, steady girlfriend, finally did it after much build up, bang! First thing she says was "is that it?" (not, I might add, a reference to my performance, amateurish as it was, but rather a comment on how it really wasn't a big deal.) After that we started to get very nasty indeed.
good times
by the wat 1700 visits! this thread is fast becoming numero uno baby. That's probably good news for the fundies.... :rolleyes:
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So when did you loose your ass virginity? :D
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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09-09-2005, 08:35 AM
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1800 hits! Oh Yeah! It just goes to show you, people like to jack off!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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09-09-2005, 11:00 AM
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A more telling question is when did you start masturbating. It took until I was 20 to get a girl I considered very attractive to agree to do the deed with me, but I started doing the deed with myself when I was 11.
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09-09-2005, 11:40 AM
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Quote:
StillSurviving wrote
A more telling question is when did you start masturbating. It took until I was 20 to get a girl I considered very attractive to agree to do the deed with me, but I started doing the deed with myself when I was 11.
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The big question is will you ever STOP masturbating? :D
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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09-09-2005, 02:07 PM
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Quote:
StillSurviving wrote
It took until I was 20 to get a girl I considered very attractive to agree to do the deed with me,
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That "saving it for someone special" is a kicker.
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09-09-2005, 03:22 PM
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09-09-2005, 03:49 PM
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#102
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Quote:
Jennifer wrote
Quote:
StillSurviving wrote
It took until I was 20 to get a girl I considered very attractive to agree to do the deed with me,
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That "saving it for someone special" is a kicker.
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Someone special! Har har! Some special porn site!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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09-09-2005, 03:57 PM
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#103
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Someone special! Har har! Some special porn site!
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:lol:
My tell me about your first time thing has gone flat...too many depressing stories. What is the next question.
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09-09-2005, 04:07 PM
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#104
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It is obvious those men with the highest amount of testosterone and free from Christ-psychosis (religious-psychosis in general), masturbate the most....:)
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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09-09-2005, 04:30 PM
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#105
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Quote:
calpurnpiso wrote
It is obvious those men with the highest amount of testosterone and free from Christ-psychosis (religious-psychosis in general), masturbate the most....:)
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I don't recall seeing your answer to the sex poll, Cal. :/
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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