The Incredible Edible Jesus

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[Kinich Ahau]

Thanks Ghoul, I love this thread.

If we were advertising this place, I'd say;

Raving Atheists. The only forum with the Incredible Edible Jesus Thread!

[Smellyoldgit]

I have it on extremely low authority that some elements of the British clergy regularly stalk this site to keep up with the enemy's thinking. There can be little doubt that when the day of reckoning comes, Slimer will be well and truely fucked as his chums yell 'bollocks to this' and run for the hills.

[Stargazer]

Smellyoldgit wrote

I have it on extremely low authority that some elements of the British clergy regularly stalk this site to keep up with the enemy's thinking. There can be little doubt that when the day of reckoning comes, Slimer will be well and truely fucked as his chums yell 'bollocks to this' and run for the hills.

I'll bet that's not limited to the British clergy!

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Kinich Ahau wrote

Thanks Ghoul, I love this thread.

If we were advertising this place, I'd say;

Raving Atheists. The only forum with the Incredible Edible Jesus Thread!

It is with heartfelt joy that I express my deepest thanks for this sincere recognition. In fact, there is a lump in my throat right now. (I didn't swallow my last communion wafer all of the way, and I think Jesus has transubstantiated in my esophagus.) But I digress! Jesus is watching you right now, and he tells me that he is mildly impressed. When he comes again, he would like to do some skateboarding with you. Now, doesn't that sound divine?

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Smellyoldgit wrote

I have it on extremely low authority that some elements of the British clergy regularly stalk this site to keep up with the enemy's thinking. There can be little doubt that when the day of reckoning comes, Slimer will be well and truely fucked as his chums yell 'bollocks to this' and run for the hills.

Oh, d...d...dear! The S...s...sweet suffering for their imaginary friend!

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

I'll bet that's not limited to the British clergy!

Nope! I'm pretty sure there are also a few Mormons who are following this thread with extreme displeasure. If Christianity were not such a creep show, Christians might be able to make some kind of honest assessment of their silly religion. Imagine being vested in a dogmatic life view that required you to constantly reinvent your lies in order to feign a defense!

Consider for a moment how easy it would be for anybody to undermine the very foundation of this thread by simply offering the evidence that was asked for in the initial post. Where is the evidence that Bible Jesus ever lived, even as a normal person? Why haven't any of these valiant Christians been forthcoming with a reply? "Here it is, Ghoulslime! Fuck you!"

They cannot, because Jesus is a complete fabrication.

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