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Old 06-24-2009, 03:13 AM   #1
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Toiletpaper The retard formerly know as the wohaz:

let me tell you about a little monkey named wohaz.
you see there was this nice little monkey named wohaz
and he was all alone in the jungle.
one day he came upon a tent, and wohaz
was a very curious monkey.
while in the tent he met a man in a yello hat.

.....
wait a minute...
thats....not right.



familiar though...
hmm.. oh here we go..i was using the wrong half of my brain..

i am wohaz
from the best country in the usa
the usa, California to be specific(though i did not take the time to put that in my profile yet).
i am an atheist, surprise huh!
i was also a former Christian, and catholic, believe me, they are indeed seperate, cant define how, but they are WAY different.
i like to find myself in religious debates with people, luckily this happens alot.
i evenmanage to play online video games and in the chat boxes, i will be fighting with a christian.
my highest point, or my lowest depending on your point of view was debating with my local preist and he kicked me out of the church.
but.....
i also feel that my best quality is that i like to see spice in the classic arguments. so to do this is will help construct arguments against myself for them, so when i see them it is that much harder to argue.
so despite my obscenly atheist views, you may and probably will see my arguing the accuracy of the bible.

i am as of now single.
my relationshit/ship ended but she is still in the area.
i have 2 children, that i see whenever im allowed to
as i am curreently fighting for custody.

yes i know i seem posibbly nutz. but its how i get my rocks off.
the other way i get my rocks off is with other people regaurdless of sex.
i am very trysexual.
%33 straight 33% gay and 34% other.
so dont be surprised if i hit on you, regaurdless of who or what you claim to be.
so i guess that covers it...lets roll!

wait,, that still doesnt sound right....
hold on....
ohh...there it is!......
i am wohaz the pooh.
i live in the hundred acer wood!
and i am totaly gay for my best freind christopher robin!

wait....
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Old 06-24-2009, 06:28 AM   #2
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i can say you don't suffer from christ-psychosis but....

but welcome to our humble forum, wohaz!

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 06-24-2009, 06:49 AM   #3
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let me tell you about a little monkey named wohaz.
you see there was this nice little monkey named wohaz
and he was all alone in the jungle.
one day he came upon a tent, and wohaz
was a very curious monkey.
while in the tent he met a man in a yello hat.

.....
wait a minute...
thats....not right.



familiar though...
hmm.. oh here we go..i was using the wrong half of my brain..

i am wohaz
from the best country in the usa
the usa, California to be specific(though i did not take the time to put that in my profile yet).
i am an atheist, surprise huh!
i was also a former Christian, and catholic, believe me, they are indeed seperate, cant define how, but they are WAY different.
i like to find myself in religious debates with people, luckily this happens alot.
i evenmanage to play online video games and in the chat boxes, i will be fighting with a christian.
my highest point, or my lowest depending on your point of view was debating with my local preist and he kicked me out of the church.
but.....
i also feel that my best quality is that i like to see spice in the classic arguments. so to do this is will help construct arguments against myself for them, so when i see them it is that much harder to argue.
so despite my obscenly atheist views, you may and probably will see my arguing the accuracy of the bible.

i am as of now single.
my relationshit/ship ended but she is still in the area.
i have 2 children, that i see whenever im allowed to
as i am curreently fighting for custody.

yes i know i seem posibbly nutz. but its how i get my rocks off.
the other way i get my rocks off is with other people regaurdless of sex.
i am very trysexual.
%33 straight 33% gay and 34% other.
so dont be surprised if i hit on you, regaurdless of who or what you claim to be.
so i guess that covers it...lets roll!

wait,, that still doesnt sound right....
hold on....
ohh...there it is!......
i am wohaz the pooh.
i live in the hundred acer wood!
and i am totaly gay for my best freind christopher robin!

wait....
Welcome Wohaz a person with a very, very healthy brain...

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 06-24-2009, 06:55 AM   #4
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takes one to know one, right cal?

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:13 AM   #5
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Amusing introduction XD Welcome to the forum!

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Old 06-24-2009, 07:24 AM   #6
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takes one to know one, right cal?
Yup...after overlooking the BS..

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Old 06-24-2009, 07:34 AM   #7
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One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 06-24-2009, 12:07 PM   #8
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ahh bs you say!
BS
you mock me!

ya know what
READ THE sign!

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Old 06-24-2009, 02:41 PM   #9
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ahh bs you say!
BS
you mock me!

ya know what
READ THE sign!

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Sorry, I do not practice proskinesis on Penis-Christ like you do...
Hmm...do you have callous on your knees by any chance?

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Old 06-24-2009, 04:26 PM   #10
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done!
and what i stick in my moth is non of your business unles you are paying for it.
and no i dont, i wear kneepads.
jesus didnt have that luxery, he did it the hard way.
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Old 06-24-2009, 05:38 PM   #11
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%33 straight 33% gay and 34% other.
Even Ghoulslime's libidinous acumen does not clearly grasp the connotation of "other" in your statistics.

Would you be so kind as to lend some specificity in this regard? Are we talking ladyboys? Animals? Garden vegetables?

I am curious to know what Wo has.

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Old 06-24-2009, 06:09 PM   #12
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Maybe he's an objectophile. He could have a crush on his washing machine or his coffee maker for all we know. When I was much younger I was totally in love with my MGB. Still have dreams every now and then...

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Old 06-24-2009, 06:55 PM   #13
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Pay attention! He already answered that one!

"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:16 PM   #14
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Pay attention! He already answered that one!
I'll be the first to admit that the stack of pink pan cake things is oddly erotic.

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Old 06-24-2009, 08:33 PM   #15
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done!
and what i stick in my moth is non of your business unles you are paying for it.
and no i dont, i wear kneepads.
jesus didnt have that luxery, he did it the hard way.
Don't forget ask & you SHALL receive, please don't forget the knee pads & KY..

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