05-02-2006, 09:15 AM
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Don't know if you've seen this video but you should. This proves that god exists.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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05-02-2006, 01:19 PM
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Alcoholic Primate
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: State College
Posts: 1,737
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Has been on here at least twice before. It is funny though.
And ebaums world is a shitty, shitty website that never offers anything new, only steals content from other websites. The same video was on google video, then college humor, now ebaums world.
"Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." -Richard Dawkins
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05-02-2006, 04:34 PM
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The acorn or coconut prove God doesn't exist. I wonder what these two would say if we used the same logic to prove that God is homosexual friendly by making a penis that can easily fit into any mouth and any anus.
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05-02-2006, 04:47 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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I'm starting to wonder if Kirk and Ray are paying you guys to keep reposting this link in some sick form of promotion.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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05-02-2006, 05:01 PM
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If I shove the banana up my ass, does that make god any more real?
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05-03-2006, 01:48 PM
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No, it just means he likes anal.
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05-03-2006, 02:29 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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The banana is a marvelous fruit,
Nutrition of the highest repute!
But I wonder how it could be:
It’s the only food I’ve ever seen,
Whether yellow, red, or green,
That goes in your mouth,
And comes out down south,
In the same shape it was originally!
~ Ghoulslime
http://www.jabberwockee.com/e107/com...mment.news.228
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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05-03-2006, 02:31 PM
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
The banana is a marvelous fruit,
Nutrition of the highest repute!
But I wonder how it could be:
It’s the only food I’ve ever seen,
Whether yellow, red, or green,
That goes in your mouth,
And comes out down south,
In the same shape it was originally!
~ Ghoulslime
http://www.jabberwockee.com/e107/com...mment.news.228
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Which only goes to prove that you KNOW YOUR SHIT!
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05-03-2006, 02:54 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
logarithm wrote
Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
The banana is a marvelous fruit,
Nutrition of the highest repute!
But I wonder how it could be:
It’s the only food I’ve ever seen,
Whether yellow, red, or green,
That goes in your mouth,
And comes out down south,
In the same shape it was originally!
~ Ghoulslime
http://www.jabberwockee.com/e107/com...mment.news.228
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Which only goes to prove that you KNOW YOUR SHIT!
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Damn straight, my friend! Want a banana?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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05-03-2006, 05:35 PM
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Guest
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Quote:
logarithm wrote
Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
The banana is a marvelous fruit,
Nutrition of the highest repute!
But I wonder how it could be:
It’s the only food I’ve ever seen,
Whether yellow, red, or green,
That goes in your mouth,
And comes out down south,
In the same shape it was originally!
~ Ghoulslime
http://www.jabberwockee.com/e107/com...mment.news.228
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Which only goes to prove that you KNOW YOUR SHIT!
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Damn straight, my friend! Want a banana?
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I'm not sure that any response I can come up with isn't going to make me look bad.....it's like the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" deal.
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05-03-2006, 07:11 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
logarithm wrote
Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Quote:
logarithm wrote
Which only goes to prove that you KNOW YOUR SHIT!
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Damn straight, my friend! Want a banana?
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I'm not sure that any response I can come up with isn't going to make me look bad.....it's like the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" deal.
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No, really! I have a banana right here in my pocket. Just reach in there and grab it out.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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05-03-2006, 10:53 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Quote:
logarithm wrote
Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Damn straight, my friend! Want a banana?
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I'm not sure that any response I can come up with isn't going to make me look bad.....it's like the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" deal.
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No, really! I have a banana right here in my pocket. Just reach in there and grab it out.
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Fruit flies like a banana.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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05-04-2006, 03:13 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Quote:
logarithm wrote
I'm not sure that any response I can come up with isn't going to make me look bad.....it's like the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" deal.
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No, really! I have a banana right here in my pocket. Just reach in there and grab it out.
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Fruit flies like a banana.
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Oh! Look at Sternwallow trying to banana block Logarithm! I was just joking, guys! Keep your hands off of my banana. There will be no banana splits here today.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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05-04-2006, 03:41 PM
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Guest
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
No, really! I have a banana right here in my pocket. Just reach in there and grab it out.
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Fruit flies like a banana.
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Oh! Look at Sternwallow trying to banana block Logarithm! I was just joking, guys! Keep your hands off of my banana. There will be no banana splits here today.
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Sure you don't want those flies tickling your banana? I am pretty sure you're hetero, and understood the joke, and I am sure Sterny does, too. Now I'm more sure you're hetero...as if I really care, one way or the other.
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05-04-2006, 10:14 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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Quote:
logarithm wrote
Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
Fruit flies like a banana.
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Oh! Look at Sternwallow trying to banana block Logarithm! I was just joking, guys! Keep your hands off of my banana. There will be no banana splits here today.
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Sure you don't want those flies tickling your banana? I am pretty sure you're hetero, and understood the joke, and I am sure Sterny does, too. Now I'm more sure you're hetero...as if I really care, one way or the other.
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Those flies from Spain, perchance?
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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