The lawd knows everything. In fact, if you ask some christologists, one of the main things that Jesus worries about is what you do with your arsehole. Why an almighty god should be so concerned with arseholes is a mystery, but he's got churches full of them, so I guess there's a plan of some kind
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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