Old 04-19-2007, 11:39 AM   #1
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Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.

So what about it, Christ-Garglers? Where are all these frigging zombies?

Oh here's one now:


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Old 04-19-2007, 11:44 AM   #2
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She's been replaced.

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Old 04-19-2007, 11:45 AM   #3
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Is that Joan Rivers, or her likeness from Madame Tussaud's Wax museum?

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Old 04-19-2007, 11:46 AM   #4
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How can you tell the diff?

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Old 04-19-2007, 11:48 AM   #5
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Old 04-19-2007, 11:50 AM   #6
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Old 04-19-2007, 11:52 AM   #7
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Old 04-19-2007, 11:54 AM   #8
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Old 04-19-2007, 11:54 AM   #9
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Keith Richards looks like he wandered into the transporter booth with Ann Coulter.

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Old 04-19-2007, 11:56 AM   #11
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:00 PM   #13
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:10 PM   #14
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Ezekiel 23:20 (New Living Translation)
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:12 PM   #15
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Maybe Ghoulslime can shed some light on the topic.

Because according to Mormons, there is at least one zombie somewhere on the Earth.

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