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Old 12-12-2009, 02:34 PM   #31
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I was infering to the wit that shows in some of the posts on this web site.

Compared to many of the forums it seemed to have a higher wit to insult ratio.

But perhaps first impressions etc. etc.
Perhaps you should be off to bed like a good little blood drinker. Visions of jingle bells await to dance in your head, tinsel twinkle! If you came here looking for a soft target for your doltish pestering, ol' Saint Nick has a surprise under your Xmas tree.

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Old 12-12-2009, 02:48 PM   #32
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So tsunamis are a relapse?
No.

Tsunamis are natural.
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Old 12-12-2009, 02:52 PM   #33
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If you came here looking for a soft target ...

You are such a nice person. All you need is a big hug.


I will pray for you.
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Old 12-12-2009, 03:00 PM   #34
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You are such a nice person. All you need is a big hug.


I will pray for you.
When you pray, aren't you asking Sky Bastard to alter his cunning plan? I would think that would make It even madder.

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Old 12-12-2009, 03:02 PM   #35
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No. Tsunamis are natural.
Why do you worship a castrated god?

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 12-12-2009, 03:04 PM   #36
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You are such a nice person. All you need is a big hug.


I will pray for you.
That's just so nice. And as a token of my appreciation of your concern for all us wayward atheists, I will take a shit for you! Tomorrow morning when I'm sitting on the toilet, you will be on my mind, Sopater. After all, one good turn deserves another. For all you do, that shit's for you bud.

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Old 12-12-2009, 03:31 PM   #37
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I think Sopater48 is just having a bad day because the Catlicks are taking such a beating in the UK news.

So Sopater48, define 'God' and 'Love' for us. I think your definition of Love in particular might be very different from ours. For instance, if someone said "If you embrace idolatry (say fuss daily over a piece of heirloom jewelry) I will torture you forever," many people would call that hate.

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Old 12-12-2009, 03:46 PM   #38
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I thought the UK was better than us as far as god-botherers go. I didn't realize you guys had your own little pack of fundie nutters that would troll here.

Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. - Ambrose Bierce
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Old 12-12-2009, 04:12 PM   #39
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UBS The pope is outraged some had the gall to point the finger at him. He is not best pleased at having to make a token sacrifice.

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Old 12-12-2009, 04:22 PM   #40
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You are such a nice person. All you need is a big hug.


I will pray for you.
It sounds like a devious ploy to get on your knees and fiddle with my wiener. Thank you for your sincere concern.

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Old 12-12-2009, 04:23 PM   #41
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I think Sopater48 is just having a bad day because the Catlicks are taking such a beating in the UK news.

So Sopater48, define 'God' and 'Love' for us. I think your definition of Love in particular might be very different from ours. For instance, if someone said "If you embrace idolatry (say fuss daily over a piece of heirloom jewelry) I will torture you forever," many people would call that hate.
Accept my friendship or I will torment you forever!

Sounds like a reasonable guy!

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Old 12-12-2009, 04:27 PM   #42
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I thought the UK was better than us as far as god-botherers go. I didn't realize you guys had your own little pack of fundie nutters that would troll here.
We've got our fair share, unfortunately. I once had to endure a bus ride sitting two seats in front of a madly witnessing middle-aged black lady with wild eyes and dripping with pamphlets. It was amusing for the first thirty seconds or so, then it just got headache inducing.

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Old 12-12-2009, 11:08 PM   #43
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but I experienced a (physical) miracle and now I do. I want others to understand the joy.
I have experienced many physical miracles. In one particularly memorable case it involved a stupidly hot milf with her finger in my arse encouraging me to shoot a load in her mouth while I was pleasuring her slightly less attractive (but very curvaceous) friend orally.

good times.

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Old 12-12-2009, 11:51 PM   #44
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Hi,
Best laugh I've had in ages, this site. Blessings to you all. The world would laugh some more if you all came out from behind your screens.

God has three ways to bring about a better world.

1) Violence.

2) Mystical surety.

3) Love.

The first did not work. The second brought idol worship instead of faith. So the third was tried. The Son came to show that love conquers all.

I wouldn't say that Jesus was the only way to salvation but he certainly is the only sure way.

Peace
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3) love has not worked for 2000 years so it is time to try

4) rationality tied to reality

We must deal with the world, not seek bogus "salvation".

Why do you think a loving god would burden us with unearned sin and withhold salvation? Is it not enough that God is a venomous prick; must He be a Bunko artist as well?

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Old 12-12-2009, 11:54 PM   #45
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I am no expert but I think the doctors would call that a pretty definate persecution complex.
Tell that to Giordano Bruno. Look him up if the name is unfamiliar to you. There were lots of spectator laughs while his skin blackened and flaked away.

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