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Old 09-07-2005, 03:36 PM   #61
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"What do you mean, Christianity infected Hitler? Hitler worshipped nothing higher than himself (which isn't unusual) and demanded others to worship none but him.'

Obviously you're ignorant about the life of Hitler who was brought up in a Christianity infected family, Christianity infected country with Christianity infected morals. Alas, he almost became a Catholic priest! Please READ his Babble, "Mein Kampf". In this book you'll see quotes and ideas from the Christian Babble. This man emulated Jesus and combined Christian Dogma with Runic theology, and easy task due to the similarities of these psychosis. Hitler loved the Christian Crusaders of old. His soldiers wore buckles with the motto " Gott Mit Uns" ( God with Us). These are FACTS. His great idol was the Holy Roman Emperor who fought the "infidels" in Nutty land, Frederick Hohenstauffen (Barbarossa). His operation against Russia was called Barbarosa.

http://atheism.about.com/library/quo..._q_AHitler.htm

Stalin was also brought up by Christianity infected parents in a Christianity infected country with leaders (Czars) ANOINTED by CHRIST. Stalin was also going to join the Priesthood! He had Christ-psychosis triggers surfacing all of the time. So, please get EDUCATED before you shine for you ignorance and everyone would think you're also a retarded Christ-psychosis infected ignoramus wearing Atheists clothes. Remember, Christians are the ones that despise knowledge and science, read only one book, and have thrown reason out the window.

"Comparing Christianity to Islam is like comparing the PGA to the LPGA. They're both fucking GOLF. Any differences between the two only matter to golfers. "

LOL...Obviously you insist in demonstrating your inability to read ancient history and willful ignorance. Do you know what are ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS are?

"In fact, I don't think theology is the disease."

Aren't theological arguments based in the acceptance of ethereal delusional instances as if they were tangible reality?..Don't those people under schizophrenia or temporal lobe epilepsy have their OWN from of theological concepts? Remember theology means STUDY OF GOD. Hmm...do you think the study of the TOOTH FAIRY should be view as a valid and sane way of thinking? Can you tell me what the difference is?.........:)

Remember I have NEVER said I'm sane!, for we humans are nothing more than mutated insane primates whose brain evolved due to delusions which started to answer all of the questions he would not understand creating GOD in the process along the supernatural. Slowly but surely we are getting rid of the evolutionary anomaly. It is not needed today, though we could use Religious-psychosis to our own advantage. R&R for our brains......:)

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 09-07-2005, 04:00 PM   #62
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Ssssshhhh. Saint doesn't mix sex with laughing.
St Teabag would be very proud of you...;)

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Old 09-07-2005, 05:23 PM   #63
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I wonder is theists jerk off more often, less ooften or abot the same as atheists. Does christian guilt, for example, make it seem wrong, or add some excitement that leads to furious wanking?

We don't have a good sample here. Thomas, lurker, tell us of your mastubatory habits. I spank it at least once a day:P
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Old 09-07-2005, 08:52 PM   #64
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No offense, but this thread is pathetic.
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:12 PM   #65
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I wonder is theists jerk off more often, less ooften or abot the same as atheists. Does christian guilt, for example, make it seem wrong, or add some excitement that leads to furious wanking?

We don't have a good sample here. Thomas, lurker, tell us of your mastubatory habits. I spank it at least once a day:P
Jesus jacks off the most.
Actually, the holes in Jesus' hands give him some jack off techniques that the rest of us can only dream about. Jesus is the MASTER...BATOR. :D

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Old 09-08-2005, 12:08 AM   #66
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No offense, but this thread is pathetic.
79 posts, 1400 visits, I don't think you can call that pathetic. Clearly jacking off is a matter of concern for a lot of people...... :D

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Old 09-08-2005, 12:18 AM   #67
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No offense, but this thread is pathetic.
79 posts, 1400 visits, I don't think you can call that pathetic. Clearly jacking off is a matter of concern for a lot of people...... :D
What he obviously meant by saying the thread is pathetic is that he can outwank Frazer, Tommy Pedro and Corey Backster put together. He was probably getting his keyboard all sticky just typing that post. :D There's probably a thread on some Christian board where they are laughing at our feeble masturbatory efforts :lol:
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Old 09-08-2005, 12:28 AM   #68
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Ah, yes, that makes more sense. jesussuckass is probably doing the whole jesus hole in the hand "stigmasturbate" thing

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Old 09-08-2005, 01:49 AM   #69
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Screw him, I bet the ratio from xian to atheist...well, I think we wank off more than they do.

I say this out of sheer lust. Ahhh...lust is good.
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:29 AM   #70
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A QUICK POLL:

Which of the following sex do you prefer?

A – Jacking
B – Oral
C – Anal
D – Vaginal
E - Titty Fucking

Of course, all of the above is the best answer, but you should choose.

I like a good blow job, with a really strong suck. And the chick swallows, and sucks all of the residual juice out.

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Old 09-08-2005, 10:49 AM   #71
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A QUICK POLL:

Which of the following sex do you prefer?

A – Jacking
B – Oral
C – Anal
D – Vaginal
E - Titty Fucking

Of course, all of the above is the best answer, but you should choose.

I like a good blow job, with a really strong suck. And the chick swallows, and sucks all of the residual juice out.
I'm with you. As long as she's really good at it. It's nice because I don't have to put much effort into it. But if she sucks at the sucking, I'm all for the anal.

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Old 09-08-2005, 12:56 PM   #72
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Ha ha, the level continues to sink, but I'll play. I have to agree, a good blow job is the best, but they are rare indeed. Getting your ass reamed by a unicorn is only slightly less likely to occur on a given day. So, practically, one is tempted to say jacking because of the almost limitless availability, and the assurance of a quality job. As for anal, well that is proof of the old adage "it is better to give than to recieve". :mad:
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Old 09-08-2005, 01:04 PM   #73
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Why doesn't Dirty Sanchez get on the ballot? Is that considered a subset of anal?
Subset of anal! But certainly worth mentioning as frequently as possible!

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Old 09-08-2005, 01:43 PM   #74
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I wonder is theists jerk off more often, less ooften or abot the same as atheists. Does christian guilt, for example, make it seem wrong, or add some excitement that leads to furious wanking?

We don't have a good sample here. Thomas, lurker, tell us of your mastubatory habits. I spank it at least once a day:P
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Old 09-08-2005, 01:44 PM   #75
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"What do you mean, Christianity infected Hitler? Hitler worshipped nothing higher than himself (which isn't unusual) and demanded others to worship none but him.'

Obviously you're ignorant about the life of Hitler who was brought up in a Christianity infected family, Christianity infected country with Christianity infected morals. Alas, he almost became a Catholic priest! Please READ his Babble, "Mein Kampf". In this book you'll see quotes and ideas from the Christian Babble. This man emulated Jesus and combined Christian Dogma with Runic theology, and easy task due to the similarities of these psychosis.
Clearly, nothing in my post would have made anything obvious to you. You are blinded by an equivalent sense of irrationality to that of the theists you despise so much. I don’t have problem with the fact that you despise them, but your arguments make you look so barking mad that whatever value may exist in your convolutions is obscured by a truly monocular view of the theism.

MANY things influence Hitler, but like so many individuals who acquire absolute power, he fancied himself as a god (and so did many of his followers).
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Very well. He also idolized the Germanic tribes that fought the Romans.

But whatever man, if you think I’m ignorant because I’ve learned that Hitler deified himself, or if you want to argue that Hitler DIDN’T consider himself to be god incarnate, then go right ahead.
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Stalin was also brought up by Christianity infected parents in a Christianity infected country with leaders (Czars) ANOINTED by CHRIST.
Yeah, dip-shit… that’s why one of the themes that Stalin capitalized on from the Bolsheviks was the vilification of the Russian Orthodoxy. The Russian people believed in a trinity of Czar, God, Motherland; Stalin sought to replace the first two with himself.

Didn’t you know that the ‘Party’ officially denounced the state religion? Did you also know that Stalin exterminated a great many of the clergy? In fact, Stalin only resorted to standing behind that funky looking cross they've got when it looked as though Operation Barbarossa was going to burn down Moscow. The Great Patriotic war was born (to Russians at that time, patriotism with nearly synonymous with worship).
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Stalin was also going to join the Priesthood! He had Christ-psychosis triggers surfacing all of the time.
It’s your attribution of psychosis with religion that I disagree with most. In particular, that you seem bent on assigning the most potent form of religious psychosis to Christianity.

Religion, in general, is an excellent medium in which to cultivate psychosis. But, to say religion is responsible for psychosis in some people is as flawed as holding pornography responsible for sex crimes.

You seem to be going one step further by saying that Christianity the best religion for psychopaths. Correct me if I’m misinterpreting your partially broken English, but you seem to suggest that one form of believing in a pretend sky captain is different from another.

Why on Earth would you think Christianity is any better or worse than Islam? They all believe the same shit! They just have different rituals, dogmas, and names for their temples. Christianity and Islam are materially IDENTICLE!
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So, please get EDUCATED before you shine for you ignorance and everyone would think you're also a retarded Christ-psychosis infected ignoramus wearing Atheists clothes.
Riiiiiiiight, I need to get educated. Dude… I’ve FORGOTTEN more world history than you’ll ever manage to retain. Why do you feel you have to attack anyone who dares suggest you consider additional, different, or contradictory information?

And, look – just now – how you threatened to “excommunicate” me from the atheist fraternity. Why? Because, because unlike you I actually comprehend history rather than warp into something unrecognizable? Or, is it because I happen to think that religion is the facilitator, the lubricant of, man’s darkest nature rather than the cause of it?

You know, it’s not as if I disregarded what you wrote in your post. I have strong opinions, but my perspectives are still in draft form. In addition, I tried to comprehend what you were saying, and I always attempt to rationalize the considerations of others (that’s how you learn). Reading what you wrote in response to my post, I’m left wondering if you read a single word of it beyond what you saw fit to quote.

You know, I’ve met other people who react the way you do… without so much as a cerebral thought in their heads except to determine if someone else’s perspective is the slightest bit incongruent with their own. They’re called theists.
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Wow – thanks for the tip.
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"Comparing Christianity to Islam is like comparing the PGA to the LPGA. They're both fucking GOLF. Any differences between the two only matter to golfers. "

LOL...Obviously you insist in demonstrating your inability to read ancient history and willful ignorance. Do you know what are ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS are?
Yes, it just so happens I do! You really have no idea what I was saying with that line about golf, do you?

I bet English isn’t your first language. For once, I don’t mean that sarcastically. I’m thinking that your lack of comprehension of what other people write (not just my stuff, but nearly everybody you reply to) is due to a disconnect in English idioms, similes, and metaphors.

In all seriousness, figures of speech are the most difficult for English-as-a-second-language folks – even those who speak better English, technically, than those who speak English natively.

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"In fact, I don't think theology is the disease."

Aren't theological arguments based in the acceptance of ethereal delusional instances as if they were tangible reality?..Don't those people under schizophrenia or temporal lobe epilepsy have their OWN from of theological concepts? Remember theology means STUDY OF GOD. Hmm...do you think the study of the TOOTH FAIRY should be view as a valid and sane way of thinking? Can you tell me what the difference is?.........:)
Again, thanks for the definition. Now, it is so clear that you missed the point. What’s the difference between the study of the tooth fairy and the study of Jesus – ABSA-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING, YOU JACKASS! That’s what I’ve been trying to say.

Back to the golf reference: The only people who care about the difference between the LPGA and PGA are people who are into golf – JUST LIKE the only people that care about the differences between Christianity and Islam are people who are into religion. Did you absorb it that time… Fokker?
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Remember I have NEVER said I'm sane!, for we humans are nothing more than mutated insane primates whose brain evolved due to delusions which started to answer all of the questions he would not understand creating GOD in the process along the supernatural.
Oh, great. Well.. .now you tell me. So, you’re a fucking loon. Anyway, look at the underlined sentence. What the fuck does that mean? Where are you from? Are you fucking Portugese?
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Yeah. And, I can never get the last 20 minutes back.
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